Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Ding dong, wake up

no probs

m_i_s_s m_e

And if you do it properly, you'll unlock your 3rd eye

Snarkiness level: Rainbow Road

The Story Behind Chinese Dragon Paintings

I love new ways to die

Opium of the masses

Seems accurate enough

Love u bro

Everyone's worst nightmare

Actual road sign in my town because too many people get lost in someone’s driveway

At least they’re straightforward about it

I broke the toilet seat. This is how I broke it to my wife . . .

Who am I do disagree?

Peppa Pig is confusing

groovy

Food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their ass

Can someone find me a better one?

Guy in my town got sick of people blocking his driveway

I went to one of those paint and sip things and I ***ed my painting up so I made a UFO!

Hate to admit it but this applies to me.

Spiderman is back!

Went to buy tampons, this is what is in my cart so far.

The refrigerator's revenge

Gotta Love Coffee

Toucans are going to destroy capitalism

I saw this yesterday while out shopping and it made me laugh

Jesus makes a point!

This kids footwear combo I saw this afternoon

My 1 month young daughter actually caught me for the first time!

Well.. Santa is right

bedtime stories

TO THE PLAAAACE

It has.

Glad to see they could agree on something.

I'll never see Pokémon the same again

How you doin' girl?

It’s a sign

My home will always have power

This is 1001% accurate

They said so

Most* men

What’s in your window?

At a Goodwill in Monroe, CT

actual photo taken where I live...

Why do the walls in the poop hall speak master.

haha yes

Anon releases his inner animal

it just works

Typical Vegans.

Let's get this bread

This is some sound life advice.

Emergency Phone

Dedication

Yeah, this is big brain time

O_o

Grass under microscope looks quite happy

Dinner plans set and done

Happy National Coffee Day

Lighten up

Ahhhh help

Hello there

Who I imagine writes those recipes with a 'backstory' with the recipe hidden somewhere in the middle

porn when?

It is really cool milk bottle

Groundbreaking technology

Thanks Rob

Is that a donkey living with a camel

The real mastermind

Life of dog

I am on Second stage! You?

tighter

good

New way to blow up candle

That’s some far sighted owner

Dating these days

And yes, they all do use the dark theme

Netflix selections.

My name is patient zero

wow haha that DID happen in the movie

There is no end, there is only adn

Triumph of mankind

absolute disgrace - uy

Press F for Tom

Bought this for my boyfriends first apartment

Bahahahah

During exams

don't do drugs kids, dudder is watching you

What you wanna bee?

Just play defence

title

When he forgets to warn you...

I serve the soviet union

Didn't see that one coming

My best friend showed me this picture her mom took a couple years back

   

Sounds like an amazing setup

I’m ready, I’m ready