I am still here! Don't be an a$$hole, join the Rising Patrol!
11,852 6-Year Club
Peace was never an option
That's a lot of damage.
This is a metal shot
Adult lives matter
Can I interest you in some....car insurance?
Northeast Canada right now....
Funniest shit ever
This is the cutest and funniest thing ever
Its finally happening.
Uncover the monster that created you
Long beings are needed in society
Save them now
Works like a charm
And they say you can’t hear or taste photos...
Incarnations see me fapping to weird porn
Who's laughing meow?
In Minnesota, we like to play a game called "am I on the road?"
My proudest moment
Found this in my textbook, I was probably the first person to read it.
they had us in first half not gonna lie
Found this online.........I bought it
Guys, Australia does actually need serious help
Have more Respect for Food.
Parents gave me a birthday card......I don’t find it funny.
thinking of society
smh the earth is flat already
Mom knows how to label her stuff.
Emptying my Closet and couldn’t Find my cat, so I Took a Picture with the Flash on.
One more burrito I want in my life
Opening the door in NFLD canada!
For anyone with those insane headlights
Do these things have a name?
This sign I saw yesterday
Bakery is close to the gym
Taking huge steps towards independence.
Just...All Of This...
You aren't just going to let those rings sit there?
Your opinion is moo. Ya know, like a cow, it doesn't matter.
Looking for any reason to crusade basically
She doesn't know her butt well enough
A god amongst birds
Saw this while shopping, had to stop and take a picture.
I am pain. You?
My sister — “Im not getting married until some man proposes to me using the last Illustration”
leaving her butt juice on the table like a thot
I’d sign up
My girlfriend looks mad today.
Don't worry sir, situation is under control.
Found this at Boston Pizza
Don’t know who made this but I can’t think of a worse experience.
When you pull up that reverse card
All of Europe post Brexit
Don’t insult my cookie, it think it looks like a real horse.
Mctrumps famous last words before shot by a lurker
I've re-labeled my wife's fanciest candle.
Someone broke my brother in laws door... just kidding that's snow in Saint John's Newfoundland
It's like an episode of Dora, that never ends
more like the pasta tastes good.
in relationship vs single
So happy they will be protected by camouflage uniforms in space
02 is also his grade point average
this is me to myself
Shout out to Wendy William's for reprising her most iconic role. ET 2 set to hit theaters next year folks!
welcome to whose line is it anyway
Can't take it
How are her chest circles any different than the rest of them?
"It's always so cold in our house. Our furnace sucks." -Wife Jan2020 -32C
I can't trust these animes anymore
well i can't argue with that
Blocking friends in the 80’s
A Dangerous Wish
"Wtf is this"- cat
And here's the coaster at MY house...
Soda truth was revealed. Dr. Pepper only had a doctorate in theoretical Fizz-ics.
Skyrim is for the nords
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
First year of marriage vs. Second year of marriage
Wife found this shopping for an exercise/pregnancy ball. This review sold it!
Not this house, not today
No boys yet, I’m staying optimistic
Not mints written on the top....Our waiter hooked us up!
A man of culture I see.
Grandparent’s home starter pack