Someone give this guy an award

So the NYC Subway has banned dogs unless they 'fit in a bag' and New Yorkers got creative.

Waiting for pay day like...

100% on the Mark

Finally found Carmen Sandiego!

Our friend left his car with us to watch while he went to Florida . He kept sending us beach pics, so we sent him a picture of his car buried in snow .

Short people problems at parking lots

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She seems to be pretty much interested in it

Every year it starts a day earlier

Don't have kids in October

Sign outside my chiro’s office today!

dad ples giv veeda gam cumdumpster

Chads start out young

Let me see who is looking at me?

Shark medic

it do be like that

Fred defeating the dinosaurs to feed his family

Gamers :D

I found the unvaccinated kid section at Walmart

The Cookie Crumbles

Told my mom to cancel brother’s senior pictures appt; I can do it for free

Wholesome family

Beyond science

Take a Hint, Kevin

Funfair on face

nani!!?!?!?

The new Joker movie in a nutshell

Went for a walk, saw this sign

Cower before my self-acceptance!

The horror

Best sign ive ever seen.. anyone have a goat?

Pure Chinese engineering!

le monke

My dog looks like a middle-aged man who just took his first selfie.

I post occasionally

Aussie shitposter face reveal:

When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat

Defender in nutshell

always funny

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Next level pick pocketer

Juzuz take the wheel

Not funny, didn't uga

Stripper 100

Thanks Stephen!

Horror Movie

This Aussie doorbell

It is a gold alloy after all

Spooky roads

It’s so simple

salt

Don’t wanna be a Grandpa no more

Goodbay Mufasa

Poor old mule

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Hugelol right now

I became this evil only after I watched the new Joker movie

Best family dinner ever

October but also 90 degrees outside

Big-bristled goth gf

New iPhone 11 Case

IT’S a joke for my fellow grammar nerds.

My cousin asked me to post a roommate wanted ad for him. Probably not what he had in mind, but facts are facts.

Twice the spooks, twice the doots

Glad to see students still doing this

I never slept in class!

This salt will be rotten soon.

Keep your friends close

Gonna go enjoy my 60 melons now

Took him an hour

Players levitates team members for celebration

My Pi is crying too

Maybe I'll try

Sorry, not a trumpet

I did not win the company pumpkin carving contest.

Those Welsh people

Revenge is a dish best served grilled.

Mmm Processed Flap Meat Jacks

Mess with the gord, you get the sword

Coffee gives you powers

Had to sit through data meetings today and this was all that I could think about

He’s being too nice

The Captain speaks the truth

What's the worse that could happen

A bad time

Not my culture

Sometimes you got to just squash it.

story in the comments

Don't buy fake

I mean, they're not wrong

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Someone had to know

sometimes Germans invent the wurst things

Five years.

Sometimes I do things that only confirm: I am an idiot.

sad dooting

The 5 stages of software development.

The beautiful hair.

Best iPhone case I’ve seen yet