Show some respect

All dads: “That isn’t going anywhere”

Magnets

I'm not the worst anymore

they'll never suspect a thing

And I'm a....

Someone posted these all around town

Found at a local estate sale

a fable

Best costume ever!

Time to use my contacts

Laugh laugh laugh.

I can’t unsee this

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Ubisoftcøck

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Just need 4188 more karma to achieve completion

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We don’t all get to go on vacations

Leaving a gem for the future to discover.

There is like 0.1% chance of that happening.

They’ll grind your bones to make their bread

Won't lie, I often forget these exist here.

Guess who’s son has a made up gluten allergy?

Motivational Poster ?

Disney store horrors

Stop crying wimp

Ok ....

Bloody Dylan

No clue of who she is, only left a legendary pic.

C o n v e r t r e t a r d

Well that's ***ed up

Nice'nt

People who do this are Legends

This is my life now.

My daughter smiling only after her first ever school photos came in.

So pun..ny!

Single handedly grossing out dozens of women a day.

His mother would be proud.

HDL at its peak

Still can't

26 year old recreation. Me and my twin on our 30th birthday. Our most embarrassing photo

Backdrop fail on the national news regarding eye care treatment for the elderly in Norway.

Shrimps camping

I hope they set their alarms

I took a panorama of my dog...

The last thing a craft beer sees before it dies ...

Luigi finally made a friend

Confusing trick-or-treaters with a posable skeleton arm for the last 2 years

Seen today in Tauranga, NZ

Meanwhile in the Midwest

I'm funny... right?

Verständlich

We've all been there kiddo

Aluminum boi

My cat watching the neighbors cat watching the neighbors cat

Fax

Thank you Stallone

It probably cleared the room... or the building... not sure...

Must. Purchase. Cosplay. Incomplete. Otherwise.

The fly.

Someone give this guy an award

So the NYC Subway has banned dogs unless they 'fit in a bag' and New Yorkers got creative.

Waiting for pay day like...

100% on the Mark

Finally found Carmen Sandiego!

Our friend left his car with us to watch while he went to Florida . He kept sending us beach pics, so we sent him a picture of his car buried in snow .

Short people problems at parking lots

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She seems to be pretty much interested in it

Every year it starts a day earlier

Don't have kids in October

Sign outside my chiro’s office today!

dad ples giv veeda gam cumdumpster

Chads start out young

Let me see who is looking at me?

Shark medic

it do be like that

Fred defeating the dinosaurs to feed his family

Gamers :D

I found the unvaccinated kid section at Walmart

The Cookie Crumbles

Told my mom to cancel brother’s senior pictures appt; I can do it for free

Wholesome family

Beyond science

Take a Hint, Kevin

Funfair on face

nani!!?!?!?

The new Joker movie in a nutshell

Went for a walk, saw this sign

Cower before my self-acceptance!

The horror

Best sign ive ever seen.. anyone have a goat?

Pure Chinese engineering!

le monke

My dog looks like a middle-aged man who just took his first selfie.

I post occasionally

Aussie shitposter face reveal:

When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat

Defender in nutshell