i am retarded eaeuguughh ghhhfgh, nnnnnnnghhh, eeeeeagghhh
It probably cleared the room... or the building... not sure...
Must. Purchase. Cosplay. Incomplete. Otherwise.
Someone give this guy an award
So the NYC Subway has banned dogs unless they 'fit in a bag' and New Yorkers got creative.
Waiting for pay day like...
100% on the Mark
Finally found Carmen Sandiego!
Our friend left his car with us to watch while he went to Florida . He kept sending us beach pics, so we sent him a picture of his car buried in snow .
Short people problems at parking lots
She seems to be pretty much interested in it
Every year it starts a day earlier
Don't have kids in October
Sign outside my chiro’s office today!
dad ples giv veeda gam cumdumpster
Chads start out young
Let me see who is looking at me?
it do be like that
Fred defeating the dinosaurs to feed his family
I found the unvaccinated kid section at Walmart
The Cookie Crumbles
Told my mom to cancel brother’s senior pictures appt; I can do it for free
Take a Hint, Kevin
Funfair on face
The new Joker movie in a nutshell
Went for a walk, saw this sign
Cower before my self-acceptance!
Best sign ive ever seen.. anyone have a goat?
Pure Chinese engineering!
My dog looks like a middle-aged man who just took his first selfie.
I post occasionally
Aussie shitposter face reveal:
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat
Defender in nutshell
Next level pick pocketer
Juzuz take the wheel
Not funny, didn't uga
This Aussie doorbell
It is a gold alloy after all
It’s so simple
*high pitched internal wailing*
Don’t wanna be a Grandpa no more
Poor old mule
Hugelol right now
I became this evil only after I watched the new Joker movie
Best family dinner ever
October but also 90 degrees outside
Big-bristled goth gf
New iPhone 11 Case
IT’S a joke for my fellow grammar nerds.
My cousin asked me to post a roommate wanted ad for him. Probably not what he had in mind, but facts are facts.
Twice the spooks, twice the doots
Glad to see students still doing this
I never slept in class!
This salt will be rotten soon.
Keep your friends close
Gonna go enjoy my 60 melons now
Took him an hour
Players levitates team members for celebration
My Pi is crying too
Maybe I'll try
Sorry, not a trumpet
I did not win the company pumpkin carving contest.
Those Welsh people
Revenge is a dish best served grilled.
Mmm Processed Flap Meat Jacks
Mess with the gord, you get the sword
Coffee gives you powers
Had to sit through data meetings today and this was all that I could think about
He’s being too nice
The Captain speaks the truth
What's the worse that could happen
A bad time
Not my culture
Sometimes you got to just squash it.
story in the comments
Don't buy fake
I mean, they're not wrong
Someone had to know
sometimes Germans invent the wurst things
Sometimes I do things that only confirm: I am an idiot.