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So after awkwardly sitting down on my couch, I said the top part. Siri then responded with the below.
We named the dog Indiana.
There is another
Dave Pikey is great
Hands on your back sir.
Went to Mexico and I order a SIDE of bacon. Mexico pulled through big time for me
Waiting for death
"Renting goats to eat your Ivy is totally a thing"
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!!
The seats are super uncomfortable in this Uber
NVIDIA has really upped their graphics cards
Well then, I'm not saving the planet then...
My Grandpa mows the yard every week with the same grey shirt that has Yamaha written on the back with black letters. My Grandma just noticed this last week.
Roles have reversed !
Free Hong Kong
This city needs a new hero
MICKEY IS THE NEW FACE OF A FREE HONG KONG!
The best solution
Can’t stop laughing
This is not the floor!
Frank Reynolds Wisdom
That's a loophole
We're probably banned in China anyways
Volcanoes are people too
oof sound effect 2
Hunny vs Free Speech
This piece is going to saw your head off!
Type A Er Type B????
No they are just quitting hearthstone
It hath been like that
Product placement. So Important...
There’s ***ing grapes in my mouse bag
Seen in my college lab
I'd drive it, not gonna lie.
I asked Loretta what the weirdest thing someone has left in the casino lost and found... she came back with this gem
The scariest pumpkin of all time
What airlines think humans look like
Can I get an "oof" for my boy blizzord
Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off:
by now WoB must be able to manipulate time, so no problem
Despite trying to live a normal suburban life, Pac-Man could not put his traumatic past behind him
i will start all my googles from now with "show me"
Mac n' cheese was still awful
This made me laugh for a few minutes!
Cat in a box
Toby is all set for Halloween.
My son insisted he needed this costume. I obliged. No regrets.
get the receipts
Let Me Out
Piss your pants maybe?
Speed cameras are very distracting....
if you're in, you're in. no chicken
Wake me up after the class ends
Finally did the washing and this is what I get
The FU stone
not necessary in hentai
A really honest company...
Should I go for layup, free throw, or three point shot ?
Ducks are people now
Lost my job on Monday, have no savings, and no girlfriend. This made me uncomfortably happy
Fly me to the moon
man baffles scientists
I want a stepmom
Guess I can drink at work now
Give me the numbers
Edited post for quality assurance.
I want off this ride
king of the hill halloween skeletons
Arizona State Fair
Would you like parmesan cheese with that ? Tell me when to stop.
Thats one big mouf
I'm no engineer,but good luck!
I'm stashing mine in a payday
Immersion broken IGN 0/10, Dammit Todd!
forgot where i found this