anon got rejected

Hey Green

Stumbled on the top photo and knew I'd seen them before

Worth the trip to Walmart

subtitles welcome

Lego

So after awkwardly sitting down on my couch, I said the top part. Siri then responded with the below.

We named the dog Indiana.

There is another

Dave Pikey is great

Hands on your back sir.

Went to Mexico and I order a SIDE of bacon. Mexico pulled through big time for me

Air Wrecker

Warning....

The killer.

noooooooooooooooooooodle

Waiting for death

"Renting goats to eat your Ivy is totally a thing"

***ing microtransactions

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!!

The seats are super uncomfortable in this Uber

for shame

Tegridy!

NVIDIA has really upped their graphics cards

Well then, I'm not saving the planet then...

My Grandpa mows the yard every week with the same grey shirt that has Yamaha written on the back with black letters. My Grandma just noticed this last week.

Roles have reversed !

Free Hong Kong

This city needs a new hero

Rekt

MICKEY IS THE NEW FACE OF A FREE HONG KONG!

The best solution

Can’t stop laughing

This is not the floor!

Frank Reynolds Wisdom

That's a loophole

We're probably banned in China anyways

Volcanoes are people too

oof sound effect 2

Hunny vs Free Speech

This piece is going to saw your head off!

Type A Er Type B????

QWERTY

No they are just quitting hearthstone

It hath been like that

Product placement. So Important...

There’s ***ing grapes in my mouse bag

Seen in my college lab

I'd drive it, not gonna lie.

I asked Loretta what the weirdest thing someone has left in the casino lost and found... she came back with this gem

The scariest pumpkin of all time

What airlines think humans look like

Can I get an "oof" for my boy blizzord

Smoke signals

Cracc

Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off:

by now WoB must be able to manipulate time, so no problem

Despite trying to live a normal suburban life, Pac-Man could not put his traumatic past behind him

the cycle

i will start all my googles from now with "show me"

Mac n' cheese was still awful

   

This made me laugh for a few minutes!

Cat in a box

Toby is all set for Halloween.

My son insisted he needed this costume. I obliged. No regrets.

get the receipts

Let Me Out

Piss your pants maybe?

Speed cameras are very distracting....

if you're in, you're in. no chicken

Wake me up after the class ends

Finally did the washing and this is what I get

O.K

The FU stone

not necessary in hentai

A really honest company...

Should I go for layup, free throw, or three point shot ?

he gay

Ducks are people now

Lost my job on Monday, have no savings, and no girlfriend. This made me uncomfortably happy

haha yea

Fly me to the moon

Mr. Steal-Yo'-Girl

man baffles scientists

title

I want a stepmom

Guess I can drink at work now

Give me the numbers

Edited post for quality assurance.

title

I want off this ride

Cheating

king of the hill halloween skeletons

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaminorities

Arizona State Fair

Would you like parmesan cheese with that ? Tell me when to stop.

inconcievable

Gottem

ah yes