So my co-worker went into the gas station with his phone linked to the car...

Every wondered what those holes in pizza boxes are for?

My cat doesn’t trust me anymore!!

He did his best

China gonna hate me

Where were the slutty teachers when I was in school?

Found my spirit animal..

Kid going to prison

Hanks.

Cat like reflexes

C A T N I P

Drunk driver gets bamboozled

stomach tease

school physics

beautiful

Going to mars

Protecting your personal data: Bulgarian style

I was going to clean my room, but then I got high

Old but still makes me chuckle

Who else is hungry?

bro...

Wee can all sleep easy now

Valiant effort by the UPS guy

TOSS

Internet Explorer did it again

ecosia

A small wish.

Meanwhile in Bologna

Mines Wolverine but I guess that works too

Bing saying it, like it is.

Went out to the bars and dropped my card. Drunk guy found it & messaged me on Facebook saying that he put it in a bush for me to find. He did his best

Relatable

Lets talk

Dark Side of the clueless

Relatable

Meanwhile in Prague

pffrt

Thx mum

radioactive meme

This is scary

If avocados were in Minecraft.

“Discovered “

Welp

Thank you for sharing

And he sticks the landing!

nico nico nii

Sure, Minecraft

I love bing

They're just normal people who like to sell drugs

   

big F

Just saw this hearse. I giggled, and thought any other person macabre sense of humor would also enjoy!

Perrrrfect

Belongs here

Reverse centaur makes everyone uncomfortable

TIL our IT guy loves caramels.

Oh yeah ...

Sometimes you need a good cry, so I designed the Sobbing Spectacles to soak up all your tears.

Feline abuse

Just keep the block cheese in the deli with all the other damn cheese.

I kahooted it

The greatest crossover event right here.

This complicates things.

The NBA just release their new logo concept

Someone should have warned Thomas about the affects of meth

Maybe he'd qualify for an income contingent payment plan

Atleast he didn’t have autism

Dont save a life

1 kilometre = 1.8 kilometers

This made me laugh way too hard so I thought I’d share.

What's your best line?

Ah yes

Why facebook always mad?

you got dat

can't relate

Wireless seatbelts

Oopsie

*points at cashier* I want you too

hold on what

Big oof

↓

Opening up the third eye

that username is not available

Keep an eye out guys.

Horsedogs

My GF put our Sphynx cat into a photoshop group on Facebook. Results did not disappoint

Coworker brought me a souvenir. I have a good feeling about this, I think we're going to be friends.

Imma just borrow this

Some guy saw a snake swallow its prey whole and thought "God I wish that were me"

You really want to stay out of trouble in this town

The knowledge enters your mind when you reach 6ft

JamesMaster69420

Sign Guy Needs a Raise

heaven.

Spooky dookie squad

Not the only one tho...

Every. single. one.

The perfect athlete for "water baseball".

When you hungry

aight Imma head out