Taking hints

Everyone has done this.

When clients dont pay for the resources used

Old phrase vs. new phrase

This is my friend... we call him pre-malone

D e f e n s e

Just enjoying the scenery

He is an alacol

Was happier before

Sexy John

My buddies brother is sick and this card was left for him by one of his class mates. Serious gold. This needs to be acknowledged.

Reality is often disappointing.

I thought it was funny...

Your mistakes don't control you

how do people leave their house EVERY day?

Yee-haw!

*chuclles* i'm in danger

Anyone need some bagel seeds for breakfast?

pet pet pet

When guys ask for a pic of my vajayjay and my dog is using my lap for a pillow

finally

golden trashbag meme

Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie?

Patrick Star hit the jackpot

One hundred degrees

Someone please buy them a Happy Meal

You fuc*ing killed him

How everybody thinks Godzilla versus King Kong will go down in a nutshell

you never knew

Tell Elon Musk to hurry up with these flying cars!

I tried to take a panorama at a horse race, and it created the horse equivalent of a unicycle

When the Christmas decorations hit the stores before Halloween.

Fair warning. And I need this sign.

suit game

"Kid: Let's Carve a Scary Pumpkin!"... Dad:

Boomers

Who doesn’t love a good one?

Speed run anything irl

huh

That’s why I looooooove a sweet crunch!

This Halloween decoration... nailed IT

Unemployed people enjoying life

seasons cringes

Mark...

title

Timmy is an ***

the hidden meaning

Hello Officer

Coop d'etat

Yoga for the weekend

Beards and mullets

dont ever dare to mess with them

Welcome to the midwest.

Pumpkin spice lattes gone wrong

From "Water is wet", we bring to you

Ou

yup

legend

What murders?

Dallas cowboys logo

Punchbug jackpot

Don't mind if I do...

Not sure what I feel like doing now

Lebron James with honey on his mouth

Elevator at a local IT company has been broken since August..

It ain't much, but it's honest work

i like em fresh harvested

He's telling us the truth!

US vs the rest of the world

Dracula ain’t no fool

Water fight

Hire me, Bethesda Senpai!

My friend and I laughed way too much at this

Do not walk on rocks

He looks really upset about it.

Burger King Moldova is my new BEST FRIEND

ah crap

History teacher laying down the facts!

My spirit animal.

MEI

VERY kinky centaur OH WHOOPS

Protecting Your Child From A Bully

I think it's possessed!

A domestic breed

From Blink 182 to Lil Wayne in 0.2 seconds...

Wife’s friend was convinced there was ghost baby in her daughter’s crib. Turns out dad forgot to remove the mattress sticker.

Can I lose weight only eating In n Out? Answer:

ShhhhhhhhhSHSHSHSHSHSHshshshsh!

Piggle view

Yay don't say

Nana's bus is here

Wise words from a weird man

“But it’s a comedy”

This is my new favorite ride in LA’s Chinatown.

Poundland selling top notch Halloween costumes

parrot head

Co-worker said he got got by this at a jobsite today

You can park it literally anywhere

Halloween is coming

Ghost baby