Hire me, Bethesda Senpai!

My friend and I laughed way too much at this

Do not walk on rocks

He looks really upset about it.

Burger King Moldova is my new BEST FRIEND

ah crap

History teacher laying down the facts!

My spirit animal.

MEI

VERY kinky centaur OH WHOOPS

Protecting Your Child From A Bully

I think it's possessed!

A domestic breed

From Blink 182 to Lil Wayne in 0.2 seconds...

Wife’s friend was convinced there was ghost baby in her daughter’s crib. Turns out dad forgot to remove the mattress sticker.

Can I lose weight only eating In n Out? Answer:

ShhhhhhhhhSHSHSHSHSHSHshshshsh!

Piggle view

Yay don't say

Nana's bus is here

Wise words from a weird man

“But it’s a comedy”

This is my new favorite ride in LA’s Chinatown.

Poundland selling top notch Halloween costumes

parrot head

Co-worker said he got got by this at a jobsite today

You can park it literally anywhere

Halloween is coming

Ghost baby

Meatranda rights

Honesty in advertising

Found on Google Maps

This family's portrait carving out some fun came across on my Facebook page.

Us Canadians aren't as nice as you think.

"6pm News, live from the toy room"

Older generations

Evidently the Marines website got hacked...

Hard choice!

dont be a pussy

Animals, deciphered

Shunned in 5...4...3...

Cartoon drawing combinations to make you laugh

This was hanging on a wall at my office

I got a vasectomy today.

Bethesda cafeteria

Cheese please

Boners for life!

I require extra fungus

Don't text and drive bois

Who would do such a thing!?

Speech 100

Always give your best. No matter the size of your opponent.

Do it

Bear trap tricks

its a great duck

Micky was a difficult child, always trying to dominate the rest of the class

takes time

clappers never rest

illegal Lego strength

Fall has arrived

Emergency!

Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross criss cross

shrek wars

italian sounds like singing while talking

Saw this guy walking down the street yesterday, politely asked if I could take a picture. My man has great taste.

Part of Me

Nobody...

Scary weather

Now for the candy judging portion

Tedislon

live action

cigga

My mum's friend couldn't work out which car was hers this morning...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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a complicated system

bow to true power

Oooo that’s hot

The Joker's had a rough day.

Don’t be a fool Santa!

After the morning coffee

What the hell did I get myself into..

All rhyme and no reason!

Wait that's illegal

I cAn BeAT It!

That's a foot long for sure

Based Waifu

True Heart

I don't remember seeing this.

Love each other

superior

What a shitty way to start your morning

Heavy metal even

1 degree = 1 zoom

bingposting

Online friends meet for the first time.

I wish I had already done it

Win win

#proudbilingual

Akshually, I brought my own *reaches into pockets for spaghetti*