Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
Micky was a difficult child, always trying to dominate the rest of the class
clappers never rest
illegal Lego strength
Fall has arrived
Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross criss cross
italian sounds like singing while talking
Saw this guy walking down the street yesterday, politely asked if I could take a picture. My man has great taste.
Part of Me
Now for the candy judging portion
My mum's friend couldn't work out which car was hers this morning...
a complicated system
bow to true power
Oooo that’s hot
The Joker's had a rough day.
Don’t be a fool Santa!
After the morning coffee
What the hell did I get myself into..
All rhyme and no reason!
Wait that's illegal
I cAn BeAT It!
That's a foot long for sure
I don't remember seeing this.
Love each other
What a shitty way to start your morning
Heavy metal even
1 degree = 1 zoom
Online friends meet for the first time.
I wish I had already done it
Akshually, I brought my own *reaches into pockets for spaghetti*
this man is peak Alpha
They own us
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
I wonder why all the fathers left
Remember, memes can be wholesome too
It was all I could see
The “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” Jesus
Anon learns piano
haha yeah like that isn't normal
It doesn’t care what the volume is it
Construction sign in Vancouver, Canada
How to make girls wet 101
Just bought one online ....doesn’t work
The Simpsons will never get old!
Who is this i.n.c.e.l?
T-t-t-t-t ta tarrgeeetttttt
Well, that’s good enough for me!
Yesterday I was running. I tripped and fell. This is what my fitness tracker has to say about it
So just $4 a ride then?
Pretty sure this cat knows kung fu
A good photographer can only get you more tinder matches
Damn right... wait, what?
I felt bad for laughing..
Anon gets burned
Yo nintendo whats good
Think long term.
more in the comments
the fack of absolute what
I didn't sign up for this
*swirls it around*
It’s only fair.
Unfortunately lost them in a boating accident
Actually would be nice
Bing keeping it real
Quick, name your favorite german pokemon
Good times, good times
Taco Bell has really stepped up their spicy game
Thanks for checking
Just take a peek
Faster than a speeding bullet
Who fell here?...
TIL that my grandmother was Robert De Niro
Please help yourself!