the fack of absolute what

I didn't sign up for this

*swirls it around*

No plz

It’s only fair.

Unfortunately lost them in a boating accident

Actually would be nice

Halloween 2019

Bing keeping it real

Big brain

Quick, name your favorite german pokemon

Good times, good times

Taco Bell has really stepped up their spicy game

The Troof

Ah yes

Thanks for checking

Just take a peek

Faster than a speeding bullet

Who fell here?...

title

TIL that my grandmother was Robert De Niro

Please help yourself!

Imagine eating that many breadsticks.

It gets worse every year

ayy

The legends foretold of the mighty cheddar.

True legend!

A friend sent me this. "In some way I feel cheated. But at the same time they don't lie."

Send in the Thot

Pulling a sneaky on death

The Wise Man of the Mountain

Pizza time

I can’t be the only one who sees it...

i can't stop screaming (OC)

death is the preferable alternative to communism

Yes

I know it is a kind op repost but spread the news

Those legs tho

My name is Adam and I approve this message

hill

The answer has been before our very eyes all along

Viking heritage

Letter to the tooth fairy

I wonder what happened to the sausage...

Came across this simple illustrated 6-step guide teaching foreigners how to poop in Thailand.

Has slavic science gone too far?

I believe her

take me out

Drag on deez nuts

Work related purposes only.

As an IT guy, I understand that

Why are his arms and legs so small

greatest story ever told

At least they got to stuff their faces during his quadruple triumph

realization of truth..

Lol do it

This is the law of equivalent exchange

Cue studio audience laugh track...

Uwu kawaii

You know It’s a small town when:

How to draw.

oof ouch owie

ah yes

the chad explosive expert vs the virgin energy weapon courier

I MUST ESCAPE THIS PRISOOON!!!! that’s a cradle dear, go back to sleep.

If Jesus was Gen Z'er

Just out here living the dream

yup

Know the toes

A for effort for his James Bond outfit

Finally, these two working together to achieve a great thing

*pulls out phone*

hydration is my waifu

I asked my pregnant wife how she's feeling. She sent me this in response.

Just use your mouth

I hate it haha

This is his “thinking box”. I often find him here pondering life’s great questions

I don’t know what this man did, but I’m here for it.

I think I arrived at the white time

Ah yes

“Can’t wait for bust these bad boys out honey!”

Start learning

I CAN CHOP ANYTHING

seems pretty wholesome

thats one bold thief I tell ya hwhat

I'm listening

Future Tesla driver

It’s mail time

must be about me

#NoTrust I feel like this sign was made by a crafty duck #gotanygrapes

the forbidden cracker

payback time bitсh

iPoo'd

my name is society

I love wholesome fan art

Meanwhile in Kentucky...

Seen in Edinburgh

Almost same

The saddest of loses

Tide Pool