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At least they got to stuff their faces during his quadruple triumph
realization of truth..
Lol do it
This is the law of equivalent exchange
Cue studio audience laugh track...
You know It’s a small town when:
How to draw.
oof ouch owie
the chad explosive expert vs the virgin energy weapon courier
I MUST ESCAPE THIS PRISOOON!!!! that’s a cradle dear, go back to sleep.
If Jesus was Gen Z'er
Just out here living the dream
Know the toes
A for effort for his James Bond outfit
Finally, these two working together to achieve a great thing
*pulls out phone*
hydration is my waifu
I asked my pregnant wife how she's feeling. She sent me this in response.
Just use your mouth
I hate it haha
This is his “thinking box”. I often find him here pondering life’s great questions
I don’t know what this man did, but I’m here for it.
I think I arrived at the white time
“Can’t wait for bust these bad boys out honey!”
I CAN CHOP ANYTHING
seems pretty wholesome
thats one bold thief I tell ya hwhat
Future Tesla driver
It’s mail time
must be about me
#NoTrust I feel like this sign was made by a crafty duck #gotanygrapes
the forbidden cracker
payback time bitсh
my name is society
I love wholesome fan art
Meanwhile in Kentucky...
Seen in Edinburgh
The saddest of loses
Mom found the poop sock
I've never been a man
With all the snow in Canada already
Racism is no more
The chaotic neutral energy in this is off the charts
So my co-worker went into the gas station with his phone linked to the car...
Every wondered what those holes in pizza boxes are for?
My cat doesn’t trust me anymore!!
He did his best
China gonna hate me
Where were the slutty teachers when I was in school?
Found my spirit animal..
Kid going to prison
Cat like reflexes
C A T N I P
Drunk driver gets bamboozled
Going to mars
Protecting your personal data: Bulgarian style
I was going to clean my room, but then I got high
Old but still makes me chuckle
Who else is hungry?
Wee can all sleep easy now
Valiant effort by the UPS guy
Internet Explorer did it again
A small wish.
Meanwhile in Bologna
Mines Wolverine but I guess that works too
Bing saying it, like it is.
Went out to the bars and dropped my card. Drunk guy found it & messaged me on Facebook saying that he put it in a bush for me to find. He did his best
Dark Side of the clueless
Meanwhile in Prague
This is scary
If avocados were in Minecraft.
Thank you for sharing
And he sticks the landing!
nico nico nii