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The chaotic neutral energy in this is off the charts
So my co-worker went into the gas station with his phone linked to the car...
Every wondered what those holes in pizza boxes are for?
My cat doesn’t trust me anymore!!
He did his best
China gonna hate me
Where were the slutty teachers when I was in school?
Found my spirit animal..
Kid going to prison
Cat like reflexes
C A T N I P
Drunk driver gets bamboozled
Going to mars
Protecting your personal data: Bulgarian style
I was going to clean my room, but then I got high
Old but still makes me chuckle
Who else is hungry?
Wee can all sleep easy now
Valiant effort by the UPS guy
Internet Explorer did it again
A small wish.
Meanwhile in Bologna
Mines Wolverine but I guess that works too
Bing saying it, like it is.
Went out to the bars and dropped my card. Drunk guy found it & messaged me on Facebook saying that he put it in a bush for me to find. He did his best
Dark Side of the clueless
Meanwhile in Prague
This is scary
If avocados were in Minecraft.
Thank you for sharing
And he sticks the landing!
nico nico nii
I love bing
They're just normal people who like to sell drugs
Just saw this hearse. I giggled, and thought any other person macabre sense of humor would also enjoy!
Reverse centaur makes everyone uncomfortable
TIL our IT guy loves caramels.
Oh yeah ...
Sometimes you need a good cry, so I designed the Sobbing Spectacles to soak up all your tears.
Just keep the block cheese in the deli with all the other damn cheese.
I kahooted it
The greatest crossover event right here.
This complicates things.
The NBA just release their new logo concept
Someone should have warned Thomas about the affects of meth
Maybe he'd qualify for an income contingent payment plan
Atleast he didn’t have autism
Dont save a life
1 kilometre = 1.8 kilometers
This made me laugh way too hard so I thought I’d share.
What's your best line?
Why facebook always mad?
you got dat
*points at cashier* I want you too
hold on what
Opening up the third eye
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Keep an eye out guys.
My GF put our Sphynx cat into a photoshop group on Facebook. Results did not disappoint
Coworker brought me a souvenir. I have a good feeling about this, I think we're going to be friends.
Imma just borrow this
Some guy saw a snake swallow its prey whole and thought "God I wish that were me"
You really want to stay out of trouble in this town
The knowledge enters your mind when you reach 6ft
Sign Guy Needs a Raise
Spooky dookie squad
Not the only one tho...
Every. single. one.
The perfect athlete for "water baseball".
When you hungry