I got a vasectomy today.

Bethesda cafeteria

Cheese please

Boners for life!

I require extra fungus

Don't text and drive bois

Who would do such a thing!?

Speech 100

Always give your best. No matter the size of your opponent.

Do it

Bear trap tricks

its a great duck

Micky was a difficult child, always trying to dominate the rest of the class

takes time

clappers never rest

illegal Lego strength

Fall has arrived

Emergency!

Slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross criss cross

shrek wars

italian sounds like singing while talking

Saw this guy walking down the street yesterday, politely asked if I could take a picture. My man has great taste.

Part of Me

Nobody...

Scary weather

Now for the candy judging portion

Tedislon

live action

cigga

My mum's friend couldn't work out which car was hers this morning...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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a complicated system

bow to true power

Oooo that’s hot

The Joker's had a rough day.

Don’t be a fool Santa!

After the morning coffee

What the hell did I get myself into..

All rhyme and no reason!

Wait that's illegal

I cAn BeAT It!

That's a foot long for sure

Based Waifu

True Heart

I don't remember seeing this.

Love each other

superior

What a shitty way to start your morning

Heavy metal even

1 degree = 1 zoom

bingposting

Online friends meet for the first time.

I wish I had already done it

Win win

#proudbilingual

Akshually, I brought my own *reaches into pockets for spaghetti*

Yoga master

this man is peak Alpha

They own us

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me

I wonder why all the fathers left

Remember, memes can be wholesome too

It was all I could see

title

The “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” Jesus

Anon learns piano

haha yeah like that isn't normal

Honk honk

It doesn’t care what the volume is it

Construction sign in Vancouver, Canada

How to make girls wet 101

My house

Just bought one online ....doesn’t work

The Simpsons will never get old!

Who is this i.n.c.e.l?

T-t-t-t-t ta tarrgeeetttttt

Well, that’s good enough for me!

Yesterday I was running. I tripped and fell. This is what my fitness tracker has to say about it

So just $4 a ride then?

~historical~

Pretty sure this cat knows kung fu

A good photographer can only get you more tinder matches

Damn right... wait, what?

I felt bad for laughing..

Anon gets burned

Relax, Gringo...

Yo nintendo whats good

Think long term.

more in the comments

the fack of absolute what

I didn't sign up for this

*swirls it around*

No plz

It’s only fair.

Unfortunately lost them in a boating accident

Actually would be nice

Halloween 2019

Bing keeping it real

Big brain