Patrick Star hit the jackpot
One hundred degrees
Someone please buy them a Happy Meal
You fuc*ing killed him
How everybody thinks Godzilla versus King Kong will go down in a nutshell
you never knew
Tell Elon Musk to hurry up with these flying cars!
I tried to take a panorama at a horse race, and it created the horse equivalent of a unicycle
When the Christmas decorations hit the stores before Halloween.
Fair warning. And I need this sign.
"Kid: Let's Carve a Scary Pumpkin!"... Dad:
Who doesn’t love a good one?
Speed run anything irl
That’s why I looooooove a sweet crunch!
This Halloween decoration... nailed IT
Unemployed people enjoying life
Timmy is an ***
the hidden meaning
Yoga for the weekend
Beards and mullets
dont ever dare to mess with them
Welcome to the midwest.
Pumpkin spice lattes gone wrong
From "Water is wet", we bring to you
Dallas cowboys logo
Don't mind if I do...
Not sure what I feel like doing now
Lebron James with honey on his mouth
Elevator at a local IT company has been broken since August..
It ain't much, but it's honest work
i like em fresh harvested
He's telling us the truth!
US vs the rest of the world
Dracula ain’t no fool
Hire me, Bethesda Senpai!
My friend and I laughed way too much at this
Do not walk on rocks
He looks really upset about it.
Burger King Moldova is my new BEST FRIEND
History teacher laying down the facts!
My spirit animal.
VERY kinky centaur OH WHOOPS
Protecting Your Child From A Bully
I think it's possessed!
A domestic breed
From Blink 182 to Lil Wayne in 0.2 seconds...
Wife’s friend was convinced there was ghost baby in her daughter’s crib. Turns out dad forgot to remove the mattress sticker.
Can I lose weight only eating In n Out? Answer:
Yay don't say
Nana's bus is here
Wise words from a weird man
“But it’s a comedy”
This is my new favorite ride in LA’s Chinatown.
Poundland selling top notch Halloween costumes
Co-worker said he got got by this at a jobsite today
You can park it literally anywhere
Halloween is coming
Honesty in advertising
Found on Google Maps
This family's portrait carving out some fun came across on my Facebook page.
Us Canadians aren't as nice as you think.
"6pm News, live from the toy room"
Evidently the Marines website got hacked...
dont be a pussy
Shunned in 5...4...3...
Cartoon drawing combinations to make you laugh
This was hanging on a wall at my office
I got a vasectomy today.
Boners for life!
I require extra fungus
Don't text and drive bois
Who would do such a thing!?
Always give your best. No matter the size of your opponent.