Just out birdie backpacking
i love chickens!
If he fails, they send in the power armor Goofys
Most epic day ever
I feel like the airline is trying to tell me something.
I agree with Keanu
Mulvaney Killing Me
Already mastered katon and raiton
25+ Best Dead Inside
god is THICK
They just send him down a level
what is the downside?
Horseshoe crab costume
I called my wife a goob. She responded by messaging me the entire text of Hamlet. Took 20 minutes to complete and about 40% of my battery.
Colleague went away for 2 weeks
Call of Duty: Suburban Warfare
we did it
B I G sip
Eat a shit sandwich, weeb
The father of the true mastermind
The holes are to small!
That's American history right there
What's a tactical purse look like?
Most terrifying pumpkin ever
My husband thinks he’s funny.
Beards vs Mullets
A memorial for the squirrel that ate through a wire that canceled classes for two days. It was paid for by the undergrad class.
Change my Mind: Halloween edition
well now I'm not doing it
Cousins wore these on a cruise to embarrass their moms.
This label that was on my boxershort
New sign at my local liquor store.
life hack, all bangladeshi please read
Everyone has done this.
When clients dont pay for the resources used
Old phrase vs. new phrase
This is my friend... we call him pre-malone
D e f e n s e
Just enjoying the scenery
He is an alacol
Was happier before
My buddies brother is sick and this card was left for him by one of his class mates. Serious gold. This needs to be acknowledged.
Reality is often disappointing.
I thought it was funny...
Your mistakes don't control you
how do people leave their house EVERY day?
to all of you that claim J. K. Rowling is not a competent writer
*chuclles* i'm in danger
Anyone need some bagel seeds for breakfast?
pet pet pet
When guys ask for a pic of my vajayjay and my dog is using my lap for a pillow
golden trashbag meme
Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie?
Patrick Star hit the jackpot
One hundred degrees
Someone please buy them a Happy Meal
You fuc*ing killed him
How everybody thinks Godzilla versus King Kong will go down in a nutshell
you never knew
Tell Elon Musk to hurry up with these flying cars!
I tried to take a panorama at a horse race, and it created the horse equivalent of a unicycle
When the Christmas decorations hit the stores before Halloween.
Fair warning. And I need this sign.
"Kid: Let's Carve a Scary Pumpkin!"... Dad:
Who doesn’t love a good one?
Speed run anything irl
That’s why I looooooove a sweet crunch!
This Halloween decoration... nailed IT
Unemployed people enjoying life
Timmy is an ***
the hidden meaning
Yoga for the weekend
Beards and mullets
dont ever dare to mess with them
Welcome to the midwest.
Pumpkin spice lattes gone wrong
From "Water is wet", we bring to you