Fricking jim

makes u cry when squirting in your eyes

Hashanah

Stonks

Mr Steal Your Girl

"Mom, Phineas and Ferb turned my name into a punchline"

I wish it was colder..

"How to write good"

My Dad sent me school supplies. I'm 35M and a freshman in college for the first time.

Don’t fall for it!

Out played

Please God, just give me a sign.

Sin away or he died for nothing

Both are true

A proper sport!

Et 2 HB, Brute?

Oh, you like music?

huh i haven't seen the move and i didn't even realize!!

Not such a bad guy.

I'm smitten with mittens

Conservation of mass is my hero

Checkmate, cat!

Smith needs to be in a tier above

Let's play teleconference meeting!

100% works

Detective Banksy

Not quite as I remember

Ride or die

Every RPG ever...

overqualified.

Half Life SFX posting #14

Don't worry mother it is just the northern lights

War is inevitable

5% p

Relatable

Talking about Three generic dudes!!

Best disguise

Anon dates a girl

Oh My!!!

knot me

Quick question buddy: Who’s a scary boy?

Pull start for a dishwasher. This was listed for sale on my local Facebook marketplace.

Angry cat noises

Wholesome birdys

Moment when a new coworker comes to work all excited and motivated, but you have been working there for three years and know what's waiting for him.

Met a stranger with the same exact nose piercing, haircut, makeup, and outfit as me.

Apple iVac

×insert moonrunes here×

Looks like a storm is brewing... maybe tomorrow

absolute madness!

Ah yes

Annual Unhated Nations Convention

Fancy Dress

What can you control?

I’m uncomfortable

That’s a very specific fetish

You and me both!!

Almost uncanny!

Smartest thing I’ve seen today

I met my upper half tonight

Wow, this is so nice.

OH GOD NO!

No favourites, that would be unfair.

Am I in the right place

Now this is productive!

Ultimate power play

Dirty Van seeking Good Time

Naughty or Nice?

I'm Batcat! Mew!

Thank you, Siri.

Forrest Gump for the modern age

It's an illness that affects many

Relatable

*** I know you hear your kids in here screaming. I'm 'bout to bite one

Okay

ridiculous...

relatable

Amazon reviewer has strange priorities

Betrayal is in the air

Im sorry did I miss halloween?

Um-brella

Praise be unto the water

Relatable

Sooooo tired

Welp

I am not the creator of this but this is awesome

lol *cries*

Boyfriend is looking after my cat. He put the tv on and turned round to find this...

wrecked

This Confession written by a visitor in the Museum of Prostitution in Amsterdam

We live in a Tri-State Area

Thonks for the chonks

Spooky wholesome

always be prepared

I can never resist a good ol’ fashion photobomb.

Dark times we're living in

title

Ready for Halloween

Super in touch with today's teens

Insurance mascot alignment chart