Thank you, Siri.

Forrest Gump for the modern age

It's an illness that affects many

Relatable

*** I know you hear your kids in here screaming. I'm 'bout to bite one

Okay

ridiculous...

relatable

Amazon reviewer has strange priorities

Betrayal is in the air

Im sorry did I miss halloween?

Um-brella

Praise be unto the water

Relatable

Sooooo tired

Welp

I am not the creator of this but this is awesome

lol *cries*

Boyfriend is looking after my cat. He put the tv on and turned round to find this...

wrecked

This Confession written by a visitor in the Museum of Prostitution in Amsterdam

We live in a Tri-State Area

Thonks for the chonks

Spooky wholesome

I can never resist a good ol’ fashion photobomb.

Dark times we're living in

title

Ready for Halloween

Super in touch with today's teens

Insurance mascot alignment chart

Ever wonder?

Give me a sign

Aw yeah, it's all coming together now

Whose to say Dwight didn’t use the same tie?

Good luck

How to be successful

Money vs Freedom

Smoking is bad mmmkay

GRRR the moon grrr

strength

Their vacuums truly suck!

User Experience

Chromosaur

I used to ask her if she came, now I ask her if I did

Stop throwing things!

Femanon fishes for attention from anons

One of life’s greatest mysteries.

The Snark Flight Rises

Dogs of the world!

Reviews for the local police station

I'll be right here. Not going anywhere. Staked out.

Always give it your all!!!

Go fend for yourself

indepaindent contractor

O yeah

Had a great time in Pisa

King Jaffe Joffer and the clan this Halloween.

Women are heat resistent

Starchasers

cumbox 360

That goose is up to something

Few > Half of population

this plane is in danger

Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?

This makes me feel uneasy

You can’t unsee it

If you hard

Completely different animals

Would have made a more efficient story tbh

way to ruin the fun

The Invention of the Fist Bump

Top morning routine 2019

Living in K-Mart

ooooh

No nonsense coffee, you get what you order

missed opportunity

Well i guess thats the real reason

Senpai VonB notice me UwU

You know, now that I think about it...

The stained glass window guy really didn't think this through

It’s about that time

Guys... I found her

Our friend got a Snorlax plush and we thought it looked like one of our other friends.

I should've taken better notes

My friends do a Tencious D cover band, look who crashed their show.

Stop judging me

Ladies... please... just hear me out

Nut juice...

no dinner for you mr chong, i won my pups back fair and square

Edgar Allen Hoe

Damn monkeys

Solitaire

Just out birdie backpacking

i love chickens!

huh

smile

If he fails, they send in the power armor Goofys

Most epic day ever

I feel like the airline is trying to tell me something.

I agree with Keanu