Stop judging me
Ladies... please... just hear me out
Nut juice...
no dinner for you mr chong, i won my pups back fair and square
Edgar Allen Hoe
Damn monkeys
Solitaire
Just out birdie backpacking
i love chickens!
huh
smile
If he fails, they send in the power armor Goofys
Most epic day ever
I feel like the airline is trying to tell me something.
I agree with Keanu
Mulvaney Killing Me
Already mastered katon and raiton
25+ Best Dead Inside
brugler
god is THICK
They just send him down a level
Badum tssss!
what is the downside?
Horseshoe crab costume
I called my wife a goob. She responded by messaging me the entire text of Hamlet. Took 20 minutes to complete and about 40% of my battery.
Colleague went away for 2 weeks
Call of Duty: Suburban Warfare
we did it
B I G sip
Eat a shit sandwich, weeb
The father of the true mastermind
The holes are to small!
Wasting Timeline
That's American history right there
SWOLLOWEEN
What's a tactical purse look like?
Just no
Most terrifying pumpkin ever
My husband thinks he’s funny.
Beards vs Mullets
A memorial for the squirrel that ate through a wire that canceled classes for two days. It was paid for by the undergrad class.
Change my Mind: Halloween edition
well now I'm not doing it
Cousins wore these on a cruise to embarrass their moms.
Meowtosis
This label that was on my boxershort
New sign at my local liquor store.
life hack, all bangladeshi please read
Taking hints
Everyone has done this.
When clients dont pay for the resources used
Old phrase vs. new phrase
This is my friend... we call him pre-malone
D e f e n s e
Just enjoying the scenery
He is an alacol
Was happier before
Sexy John
My buddies brother is sick and this card was left for him by one of his class mates. Serious gold. This needs to be acknowledged.
Reality is often disappointing.
I thought it was funny...
Your mistakes don't control you
how do people leave their house EVERY day?
to all of you that claim J. K. Rowling is not a competent writer
Yee-haw!
*chuclles* i'm in danger
Anyone need some bagel seeds for breakfast?
pet pet pet
When guys ask for a pic of my vajayjay and my dog is using my lap for a pillow
finally
golden trashbag meme
Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie?
Patrick Star hit the jackpot
One hundred degrees
Someone please buy them a Happy Meal
You fuc*ing killed him
How everybody thinks Godzilla versus King Kong will go down in a nutshell
you never knew
Tell Elon Musk to hurry up with these flying cars!
I tried to take a panorama at a horse race, and it created the horse equivalent of a unicycle
When the Christmas decorations hit the stores before Halloween.
Fair warning. And I need this sign.
suit game
"Kid: Let's Carve a Scary Pumpkin!"... Dad:
Boomers
Who doesn’t love a good one?
Speed run anything irl
huh
That’s why I looooooove a sweet crunch!
This Halloween decoration... nailed IT
Unemployed people enjoying life
seasons cringes
Mark...
title
Timmy is an ***
the hidden meaning
Hello Officer
Coop d'etat
Yoga for the weekend
Beards and mullets