That goose is up to something

Few > Half of population

this plane is in danger

Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?

This makes me feel uneasy

You can’t unsee it

If you hard

Completely different animals

Would have made a more efficient story tbh

way to ruin the fun

The Invention of the Fist Bump

Top morning routine 2019

Living in K-Mart

ooooh

No nonsense coffee, you get what you order

missed opportunity

Well i guess thats the real reason

Senpai VonB notice me UwU

You know, now that I think about it...

The stained glass window guy really didn't think this through

It’s about that time

Guys... I found her

Our friend got a Snorlax plush and we thought it looked like one of our other friends.

I should've taken better notes

My friends do a Tencious D cover band, look who crashed their show.

Stop judging me

Ladies... please... just hear me out

Nut juice...

no dinner for you mr chong, i won my pups back fair and square

Edgar Allen Hoe

Damn monkeys

Solitaire

Just out birdie backpacking

i love chickens!

huh

smile

If he fails, they send in the power armor Goofys

Most epic day ever

I feel like the airline is trying to tell me something.

I agree with Keanu

Mulvaney Killing Me

Already mastered katon and raiton

25+ Best Dead Inside

brugler

god is THICK

They just send him down a level

Badum tssss!

Horseshoe crab costume

I called my wife a goob. She responded by messaging me the entire text of Hamlet. Took 20 minutes to complete and about 40% of my battery.

Colleague went away for 2 weeks

Call of Duty: Suburban Warfare

we did it

B I G sip

Eat a shit sandwich, weeb

The father of the true mastermind

The holes are to small!

Wasting Timeline

That's American history right there

SWOLLOWEEN

What's a tactical purse look like?

Just no

Most terrifying pumpkin ever

My husband thinks he’s funny.

Beards vs Mullets

A memorial for the squirrel that ate through a wire that canceled classes for two days. It was paid for by the undergrad class.

Change my Mind: Halloween edition

well now I'm not doing it

Cousins wore these on a cruise to embarrass their moms.

Meowtosis

This label that was on my boxershort

New sign at my local liquor store.

life hack, all bangladeshi please read

Taking hints

Everyone has done this.

When clients dont pay for the resources used

Old phrase vs. new phrase

This is my friend... we call him pre-malone

D e f e n s e

Just enjoying the scenery

He is an alacol

Was happier before

Sexy John

My buddies brother is sick and this card was left for him by one of his class mates. Serious gold. This needs to be acknowledged.

Reality is often disappointing.

I thought it was funny...

Your mistakes don't control you

how do people leave their house EVERY day?

Yee-haw!

*chuclles* i'm in danger

Anyone need some bagel seeds for breakfast?

pet pet pet

When guys ask for a pic of my vajayjay and my dog is using my lap for a pillow

finally

golden trashbag meme

Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie?

Patrick Star hit the jackpot

One hundred degrees

Someone please buy them a Happy Meal

You fuc*ing killed him

How everybody thinks Godzilla versus King Kong will go down in a nutshell