Boyfriend is looking after my cat. He put the tv on and turned round to find this...
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This Confession written by a visitor in the Museum of Prostitution in Amsterdam
We live in a Tri-State Area
Thonks for the chonks
always be prepared
I can never resist a good ol’ fashion photobomb.
Dark times we're living in
Ready for Halloween
Super in touch with today's teens
Insurance mascot alignment chart
Give me a sign
Aw yeah, it's all coming together now
Whose to say Dwight didn’t use the same tie?
How to be successful
Money vs Freedom
Smoking is bad mmmkay
GRRR the moon grrr
Their vacuums truly suck!
I used to ask her if she came, now I ask her if I did
Stop throwing things!
Femanon fishes for attention from anons
One of life’s greatest mysteries.
The Snark Flight Rises
Dogs of the world!
Reviews for the local police station
I'll be right here. Not going anywhere. Staked out.
Always give it your all!!!
Go fend for yourself
Had a great time in Pisa
King Jaffe Joffer and the clan this Halloween.
Women are heat resistent
That goose is up to something
Few > Half of population
this plane is in danger
Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?
This makes me feel uneasy
You can’t unsee it
If you hard
Completely different animals
Would have made a more efficient story tbh
way to ruin the fun
The Invention of the Fist Bump
Top morning routine 2019
Living in K-Mart
No nonsense coffee, you get what you order
Well i guess thats the real reason
Senpai VonB notice me UwU
You know, now that I think about it...
The stained glass window guy really didn't think this through
It’s about that time
Guys... I found her
Our friend got a Snorlax plush and we thought it looked like one of our other friends.
I should've taken better notes
My friends do a Tencious D cover band, look who crashed their show.
Stop judging me
Ladies... please... just hear me out
no dinner for you mr chong, i won my pups back fair and square
Edgar Allen Hoe
Just out birdie backpacking
i love chickens!
If he fails, they send in the power armor Goofys
Most epic day ever
I feel like the airline is trying to tell me something.
I agree with Keanu
Mulvaney Killing Me
Already mastered katon and raiton
25+ Best Dead Inside
god is THICK
They just send him down a level
what is the downside?
Horseshoe crab costume
I called my wife a goob. She responded by messaging me the entire text of Hamlet. Took 20 minutes to complete and about 40% of my battery.
Colleague went away for 2 weeks
Call of Duty: Suburban Warfare
we did it
B I G sip
Eat a shit sandwich, weeb
The father of the true mastermind
The holes are to small!