don't know which one to choose? wear both!

hol up

MEMEVEMBER ANNOUNCEMENT

I love how everyone is dead inside in the new Ducktales. Millenials, amiright?

Our 3 Year Old Just Realized She Has $23

Fall Back

It is forbidden.

Tonight was foreign culture night in my house so I decided to cook a traditional dish from Pompeii

Incorrect

A true role model

Black panther wasn't even that good

GO BABY GO

Are you Cat-holic?

"If I fits, I sits"

Share the road

Face: 8/10 - Chest: 9/10 - Legs: 1/2

On the wall of an Italian restaurant...

Karen karen

Big mistake

Who remembers

One small change .......

This sums up today perfectly...

Death is the greatest adventure

Yummy

Legend!

That was fast

Ok, done. What's next?

FIFA players know the pain

Yes, enslaved humour.

How my little brother put on 50 lbs of muscle in minutes!

Badasses need to get to Helsinki right now

Relatable

Snowman for sale, needs repairs $25

Teletubbies all grown up. My childhood hurts

The math department at my former high school decided to dress as dominoes for Halloween

Dressed as my cat Murnau for Halloween this year

A brilliant deduction!

Real Olympians

Redneck word of the day...

He didn't go missing..but we found him

USC

Can someone please explain this

Just chilling bruh.

I'm never drinking again...*gets another beer*

HEUHEUHEU

“HALLLLLPPPPPP”

I'd just make it look like a suicide

orlly?

Time to set your rocks back

Haven't seen anyone take the Lizzo route yet, and you know what they say about low hanging fruit...

It's going to be a tough decision come Sunday morning..

Go to Sleep

No Explanation Necessary

What did you expect tho

7'2" man in economy seat

A review of the best escape room in my city... I thought you guys might like it

She will blame the dog

The internet was a mistake

Top mid is clear

Relatable

Lilly was Chloe for Halloween

Odysseus likes this

Wassa matter, Mr. Zook?

Pregnant Friend dressed up as Fat *** - GET IN MY BELLY!

haggle this, you clown

forgib me

Big oof

Let the dog be tall

Christian girls choosing a career path:

just be happy

*Happy Noises*

Thats a weird looking cat

Direct hit

They stop at nothing!

Gooooood goood... plague mistresses rejoice.

lmnop

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A pristine and prestigious place indeed.

Priorities?

Snow in Chicago on Halloween can kiss my shiny metal ass.

Marvel in the truth.

When an office-mate leaves and has a birthday on the same day

staying ON TOPIC meme

Get dunked on

Archaeology Amusement

The challenge is too great for some

This seductive duck I found on a menu in Vietnam, complete with an excellent typo

On my way to trick or treat! Happy Halloween!

Toupac was a banana for Halloween

Sed

Gamersare wise beyond their years

Best pro tip I ever seen

Man...Time runs so fast

Thanks granny

Happy Halloween, Canada style!

My daughter left her phone out again, so I had some fun with her text replacements.

It had to be from florida

Does this make you spark joy?

YE, wow

This might look like Chewbacca, but it's an impasta.