Free pie

We invited the Cricket Wireless representative to our dinner party and he actually came

3.14 take it or leave it

I wear a size...

“Oh hey, just gotta borrow this”

Bearded dragon trying to get on his hammock

The history of Eastern Europe, 1940-1991.

Happy dog noises.

What is your decision?

The forgotten generation

Local Valvoline really gets it.

oh my

Remember. Every time that Christmas is mentioned in November, Santa is forced to execute another elf.

Roses are red violets are great

As a teacher, I find this hilarious.

There's probably an old cartoon of Goofy saying the N-word

Gamers have been opressed by boomers since at least 1974

Ever have that girl that doesn’t respect your personal space?

I have no memory of this email...

Ancient greeks

“Don’t make this difficult”

Badass Barbara

You know, because she's...

PSA signboard in India. It says, ‘Avoid distractions and focus on your work.’

Switch it up!

Product placement level: Expert

I just hear from the next room

I don’t remember where I found this one

Listen here, you wippersnapper!

So derivative...

Mean Tweet for Mumford and Sons

Dont say a word! Lol

   

Life is too short, need to shortcut

You gotta release that pent up NUT energy somehow

Picking up my daughter from the airport.

toot

whoever cums first is gay

relatable

And just think, there's even longer ones out there

I heard most people from Kansas have a real stick up their ass

HOT WOMEN SKILLS = MAXIMUM

Shadow people good

comedy

I'd be embarrassed to death oof

Trying to eat noodles in Antarctica

are you srs

@Deznal

truth

his reaction to her reaction !!

I guess......

Beyond Belief

Wise Winston

Zeus likes 'em fried to order

Yes, but..

oh no

Seems legit

F in the chat for our fallen brother

We need the cheese

Oof

Our day at the Olympic Game Farm went great!

This hits hard

Emotional support dog is just trying to help

This is why I don't take a full-body selfie :(

CHANGE IT BACK ALREADY

just a few more minutes

You're breaking my heart

You can't hide Scarecrow!!!

oh my god

So thoughtful of CVS

It's Friday folks! Enjoy the weekend!!

Total eclipse

I'm fine☺️

Kids menu at my local restaurant

Stone Cold Gold

This. Is. Cav Scouts!

Any volunteers?

It is a fun show to watch

Do I look like Steve Harvey

My school’s IT dept feels very clever

Deep sea biology is far too advanced for me to understand

Boxed.

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, get ready for:

These iPhones are getting out of control.

Some times the soap has a crunch and then it’s better

What's black?

Educated fur baby

n̸o̸t̸ funny d̸i̸d̸n̸'t̸ laught

I’m pretty sure this is how it works

Pew pew pew pew pew...

ado

Deer season is coming up: Gonna bag my very own Epstein.

It can't be true

Just chillin’ a little bit

This has gotten a little strange

Doin' it in public

I feel slightly attacked

Psyche!

big F for ma boi

I am sure god wishes he just skipped the 6th day at this point