When people ask how my November 14th is going...

Planning a trip to the state prison? Utah got no chill.

APPLAUD ITS SUPREME POWER

Now, now Billy

Best part of my commute is the DIY Monster Truck a neighbor set up

All I Could AFORD

Snow's a comin

run

The three stages of womanhood.

Grassy Ass

Saw this beauty on Twitter.

Speeeeed

Sorry. Rules are rules jesus

QUIT STƐALING R ㄥETTƐR$

When a gun is not enough

ty fellow human

A friend of mine’s new living room setup.

A valid point

love lost

You just cant.

I have the best years!

We interrupt our regularly scheduled shitposting for this wholesome content.

True!!!

If my video game knowledge has given me anything there is something under these bricks

Look Morty! I’m filter Rick!!

tHe TeRM miLleNIaL oFfenDS Me

Seems unfair

So this just happened to me. I’m dead.

Assey McGee coffee.

Road Saltbae

Jenna Fischer and her cat

those who do not follow policy must be asked to reconsider

You are forgiven!

So sad when our childhood actors hit rock bottom :(

Huaweii phone

DS memes here we go

That sucks.

NASA vs NKSA

heh

I mean... Not wrong.

My name is bond... James bond and you are

Oh no go back

we have been heard

My revamp on the original...

“Hot or not”

So basically, this is your average BMW driver

Wow Disney+ is amazing

How do you do, fellow kids?

Miss Universe winners by planet

Somebody got a raise....

Cafe across from me is called 2 little pigs. There just happened to be 2 police officers sitting under the sign.

That.....was unnecessary

Snow and tell

Hungry? Grab a Snickers!

She takes her dating advice from Taylor Swift

*Japanese whispers intensifies*

Had a vasectomy. Wife thought she was funny.

this is art

The sun is a deadly laser

We need to put an end to this

you got a friend in horse ♫

Hey, that's pretty good

Little red

ironic

not like the simulations

A little tip for my fellow schoolmates

E N H À N C E

Ye, i knew it

Bugger off

Careful out there

he looks like a "Bill" or "Frank"

must we look to our enemies for help?

big mcthankies from mcspankies

One of the earliest gateway drugs out there

Buffalo chicken

Wholesome

that's some nice natural resources you got there

Werewolf Hunting

Umm, no thanks.

Surprise, it’s a...

A little hamster with a broken bone, the doctor had a hard time dressing it

not sure if this was posted yet

The Who

its my C day

Cord cutters

Don’t buy drugs, but a grandma

Making Al Gore proud

I got 99 problems, but sobriety ain’t one.

Elementary school level racism.

moonsong

It all floats down here, Eddie!

Women running Bath water

Best pic I’ve ever taken

Cell division in a nutshell

Waited in line to steal this from @kelp.memes on insta

Buddy of mine deals in Snapchat gems...

You suck Bianca

Mmmmm chocolate

So I was watching The Simpsons Movie on Disney +...

Good boi signed for the delivery