Oh no dat hurted
A true alpha has no secrets
Head’s up.
healthy choices
Sshhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhh BLACK STRIKES BACK
Gonna take my wife down to Home Depot
E.T. revisited
Agents of Smash
Perfectly paused
Who gave them the game?
I don’t need gas quite yet
He's a little confused but he has got the spirit!
solid quote
Pug shirt
90kg of freedom
Moments before the storm
My friend has this on his wall
Life is full of twists and turns..
muk all over that face
The clone.
So aware right now
gotta make it an int, cba with floating point
My friends cat likes sitting on her head
I need my Beefaroni
My daily problems
Aesthetic Chores
First come first served
Visited the local Apple retailer and found this
Every....damn....time....
Seals are cute
Iron man.
When Bingo is life
Who would buy this ?
Omg it is Keanu Reeves
Road rage intensifies
Instant Karma you say
press f
1 year anniversary
They may have went too far in a few places
Where is all this Lithum coming from?
Advanced mafs
mysterious creatures
It's no Disney Land...
caught them at shift change
Lube up!
Doctors went out on strike in Lebanon
How to get fired, step 1:
>Giraffe sheep
He's [G R O O V I N]
Is not real.
Why dad ? Why ??
Stop laughing mom
Bois pain
Flat Earthers hate this..
Alive and angry.
C’mon, start walking!
They have only a month and a half to become a superpower
smash
A recipe to live by.
these questions are totes randomly generated
Sky daddy is a trickster.
Previous Employer
This jeep that didn't like the recent snowfall
Motorola Razr vs Flip Phone
we live in a Joker movie
Wise beyond his years.
Why so accurate
Think i'm gonna sell my theremin...
“We slidin’”
Well umm ...
It's the mooost.. wonDERful time.. of the yEEEAr
This sign next to the copier at my school
Ah yes the great trinity
Wife finds husband cheating...leaves a hotel review
Well my dad always called me a little shit
remember to drink enough water
goodnight
Elf on the shelf gone to the hood!
You always win with Farley.
No one burned down your she-shed
Checkm8
Aw duck
My hamster in his banana hammock
For the Insta!
School pictures finally came in. My 4 year old apparently wasn't havin' it that day.
Any day now.......
Somebody wrote this in my taco bell box. I'm a big burly guy. I dont know how to feel.
My 6'3" boyfriend was sent to Japan for work. He sent me this when he got to his hotel.
Cigarettes Will Kill You
it’s okay, i mist too
Found this box in the recycling. Looks like my bro finally got me that microscope for Christmas. I can't wait
Good luck.
This is so dumb
basically cheating
It makes since
Penguins win
Not freakin kinky enough
Can confirm, beeps the best breadsticks.
Drawing.