Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
It makes since
Not freakin kinky enough
Can confirm, beeps the best breadsticks.
Web site called Noblefied will hand paint you and your pet into a Nobleman .
I keep thinking it's 2020 already
John Mulaney on today’s issues
50 Cans of Pringles, 15 Liters of Pop, and a Weed Beanie
Ya Milwaukee! Wtf is wrong with all of ...... wait, how many times have you been arrested?
Nike's latest ad
Title must not be empty.
Shaggy gonna sneeze.
My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” services.
Coworker has a picture of his sister's wedding on his desk. We did this to it.
Wilford Brimley's spirit animal
Happy Gilmore comes closer to reality every day.
Bring out your dead
He will succeed...
Every problem has a solution...
The war on vegans continues
Imagine being a Somali pirate and you’re getting Yeeted by a minion
My fiancee hates the pet stairs I bought for our dogs, saying they don't even use them. After weeks of attempted training I sent her a pic this morning...
McDonalds finally got my order right.
Hope this hasn't been done before
pls dond eat
This is a clickbait
"I bet they'll have flying cars in the future!"... The future:
joker do lookin dummy thicc tho
My Uber driver was obviously having a good time before picking me up
We’re doing “eco-friendly” wrong
I farted into my Dyson air purifier and it affected air quality and registered as a volatile organic compound triggering the fan to clean the air
then he comes at you swinging his balls full gusto
All hail Satan in his feline form
I thought this was funny what about you?
After sex selfies are a thing again..
U got that-inator
Not directed by Rian Johnson
Probably my least creative #memevember post
Just combining chocolate bars
Why they do that?
Doctor protesting in Lebanon
Thenos new version.
I meant to say damn you, I swear!
I live to challenge God
In a parallel universe far far away
I agree with all of my body and soul
we must have blood
Was stuck behind this guy...
Australia Right Now
brazil numero uno
Disney + is getting out of hand
Prove earth is flat
When people ask how my November 14th is going...
Planning a trip to the state prison? Utah got no chill.
APPLAUD ITS SUPREME POWER
Now, now Billy
Best part of my commute is the DIY Monster Truck a neighbor set up
All I Could AFORD
Snow's a comin
Causality – action reaction, cause and effect.
The three stages of womanhood.
Saw this beauty on Twitter.
Sorry. Rules are rules jesus
QUIT STƐALING R ㄥETTƐR$
When a gun is not enough
ty fellow human
A friend of mine’s new living room setup.
A valid point
You just cant.
I have the best years!
We interrupt our regularly scheduled shitposting for this wholesome content.
If my video game knowledge has given me anything there is something under these bricks
Look Morty! I’m filter Rick!!
tHe TeRM miLleNIaL oFfenDS Me
So this just happened to me. I’m dead.
Assey McGee coffee.
Jenna Fischer and her cat
those who do not follow policy must be asked to reconsider
You are forgiven!
So sad when our childhood actors hit rock bottom :(