Imagine being a Somali pirate and you’re getting Yeeted by a minion

My fiancee hates the pet stairs I bought for our dogs, saying they don't even use them. After weeks of attempted training I sent her a pic this morning...

McDonalds finally got my order right.

Hope this hasn't been done before

13%

pls dond eat

This is a clickbait

"I bet they'll have flying cars in the future!"... The future:

joker do lookin dummy thicc tho

My Uber driver was obviously having a good time before picking me up

We’re doing “eco-friendly” wrong

I farted into my Dyson air purifier and it affected air quality and registered as a volatile organic compound triggering the fan to clean the air

then he comes at you swinging his balls full gusto

All hail Satan in his feline form

I thought this was funny what about you?

After sex selfies are a thing again..

U got that-inator

Run!

Probably my least creative #memevember post

Just combining chocolate bars

Tension

Why they do that?

Doctor protesting in Lebanon

Thenos new version.

Game show.

I meant to say damn you, I swear!

I live to challenge God

In a parallel universe far far away

I agree with all of my body and soul

Sonic

we must have blood

Was stuck behind this guy...

Australia Right Now

George no

brazil numero uno

Disney + is getting out of hand

Yeethoven

Prove earth is flat

When people ask how my November 14th is going...

Planning a trip to the state prison? Utah got no chill.

APPLAUD ITS SUPREME POWER

Now, now Billy

Best part of my commute is the DIY Monster Truck a neighbor set up

All I Could AFORD

Snow's a comin

run

The three stages of womanhood.

Grassy Ass

Saw this beauty on Twitter.

Speeeeed

Sorry. Rules are rules jesus

QUIT STƐALING R ㄥETTƐR$

When a gun is not enough

ty fellow human

A friend of mine’s new living room setup.

A valid point

love lost

You just cant.

I have the best years!

We interrupt our regularly scheduled shitposting for this wholesome content.

True!!!

If my video game knowledge has given me anything there is something under these bricks

Look Morty! I’m filter Rick!!

tHe TeRM miLleNIaL oFfenDS Me

Seems unfair

So this just happened to me. I’m dead.

Assey McGee coffee.

Road Saltbae

Jenna Fischer and her cat

those who do not follow policy must be asked to reconsider

You are forgiven!

So sad when our childhood actors hit rock bottom :(

Huaweii phone

DS memes here we go

That sucks.

NASA vs NKSA

heh

I mean... Not wrong.

My name is bond... James bond and you are

Oh no go back

we have been heard

My revamp on the original...

“Hot or not”

So basically, this is your average BMW driver

Wow Disney+ is amazing

How do you do, fellow kids?

Miss Universe winners by planet

Somebody got a raise....

Cafe across from me is called 2 little pigs. There just happened to be 2 police officers sitting under the sign.

That.....was unnecessary

Snow and tell

Hungry? Grab a Snickers!

She takes her dating advice from Taylor Swift

*Japanese whispers intensifies*

Had a vasectomy. Wife thought she was funny.

this is art

The sun is a deadly laser

We need to put an end to this

you got a friend in horse ♫

Hey, that's pretty good