They have only a month and a half to become a superpower
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510,831 The Insane
A recipe to live by.
these questions are totes randomly generated
Sky daddy is a trickster.
This jeep that didn't like the recent snowfall
Motorola Razr vs Flip Phone
we live in a Joker movie
Wise beyond his years.
Why so accurate
Think i'm gonna sell my theremin...
Well umm ...
It's the mooost.. wonDERful time.. of the yEEEAr
This sign next to the copier at my school
Ah yes the great trinity
Wife finds husband cheating...leaves a hotel review
Well my dad always called me a little shit
remember to drink enough water
Elf on the shelf gone to the hood!
You always win with Farley.
No one burned down your she-shed
My hamster in his banana hammock
For the Insta!
School pictures finally came in. My 4 year old apparently wasn't havin' it that day.
Any day now.......
Somebody wrote this in my taco bell box. I'm a big burly guy. I dont know how to feel.
My 6'3" boyfriend was sent to Japan for work. He sent me this when he got to his hotel.
Cigarettes Will Kill You
it’s okay, i mist too
Found this box in the recycling. Looks like my bro finally got me that microscope for Christmas. I can't wait
This is so dumb
It makes since
Not freakin kinky enough
Can confirm, beeps the best breadsticks.
Web site called Noblefied will hand paint you and your pet into a Nobleman .
I keep thinking it's 2020 already
John Mulaney on today’s issues
50 Cans of Pringles, 15 Liters of Pop, and a Weed Beanie
Ya Milwaukee! Wtf is wrong with all of ...... wait, how many times have you been arrested?
Nike's latest ad
Title must not be empty.
Shaggy gonna sneeze.
My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” services.
Coworker has a picture of his sister's wedding on his desk. We did this to it.
Wilford Brimley's spirit animal
Happy Gilmore comes closer to reality every day.
Bring out your dead
He will succeed...
Every problem has a solution...
The war on vegans continues
Imagine being a Somali pirate and you’re getting Yeeted by a minion
My fiancee hates the pet stairs I bought for our dogs, saying they don't even use them. After weeks of attempted training I sent her a pic this morning...
McDonalds finally got my order right.
Hope this hasn't been done before
pls dond eat
This is a clickbait
"I bet they'll have flying cars in the future!"... The future:
joker do lookin dummy thicc tho
My Uber driver was obviously having a good time before picking me up
We’re doing “eco-friendly” wrong
I farted into my Dyson air purifier and it affected air quality and registered as a volatile organic compound triggering the fan to clean the air
then he comes at you swinging his balls full gusto
All hail Satan in his feline form
I thought this was funny what about you?
After sex selfies are a thing again..
U got that-inator
Not directed by Rian Johnson
Probably my least creative #memevember post
Just combining chocolate bars
Why they do that?
Doctor protesting in Lebanon
Thenos new version.
I meant to say damn you, I swear!
I live to challenge God
In a parallel universe far far away
I agree with all of my body and soul
we must have blood
Was stuck behind this guy...
Australia Right Now
brazil numero uno
Disney + is getting out of hand