smash

A recipe to live by.

these questions are totes randomly generated

Sky daddy is a trickster.

Previous Employer

This jeep that didn't like the recent snowfall

Motorola Razr vs Flip Phone

we live in a Joker movie

Wise beyond his years.

Why so accurate

Think i'm gonna sell my theremin...

“We slidin’”

Well umm ...

It's the mooost.. wonDERful time.. of the yEEEAr

This sign next to the copier at my school

Ah yes the great trinity

Wife finds husband cheating...leaves a hotel review

Well my dad always called me a little shit

remember to drink enough water

goodnight

Elf on the shelf gone to the hood!

You always win with Farley.

No one burned down your she-shed

Checkm8

Aw duck

My hamster in his banana hammock

For the Insta!

School pictures finally came in. My 4 year old apparently wasn't havin' it that day.

Any day now.......

Somebody wrote this in my taco bell box. I'm a big burly guy. I dont know how to feel.

My 6'3" boyfriend was sent to Japan for work. He sent me this when he got to his hotel.

Cigarettes Will Kill You

it’s okay, i mist too

Found this box in the recycling. Looks like my bro finally got me that microscope for Christmas. I can't wait

Good luck.

This is so dumb

basically cheating

It makes since

Penguins win

Not freakin kinky enough

Can confirm, beeps the best breadsticks.

Drawing.

   

Web site called Noblefied will hand paint you and your pet into a Nobleman .

I keep thinking it's 2020 already

John Mulaney on today’s issues

50 Cans of Pringles, 15 Liters of Pop, and a Weed Beanie

Ya Milwaukee! Wtf is wrong with all of ...... wait, how many times have you been arrested?

OH F*CK

Nike's latest ad

Title must not be empty.

Shaggy gonna sneeze.

Ah man

My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” services.

Coworker has a picture of his sister's wedding on his desk. We did this to it.

Wilford Brimley's spirit animal

Happy Gilmore comes closer to reality every day.

Bring out your dead

Happy hour.

He will succeed...

Every problem has a solution...

The war on vegans continues

Imagine being a Somali pirate and you’re getting Yeeted by a minion

My fiancee hates the pet stairs I bought for our dogs, saying they don't even use them. After weeks of attempted training I sent her a pic this morning...

McDonalds finally got my order right.

Hope this hasn't been done before

13%

pls dond eat

This is a clickbait

"I bet they'll have flying cars in the future!"... The future:

joker do lookin dummy thicc tho

My Uber driver was obviously having a good time before picking me up

We’re doing “eco-friendly” wrong

I farted into my Dyson air purifier and it affected air quality and registered as a volatile organic compound triggering the fan to clean the air

then he comes at you swinging his balls full gusto

All hail Satan in his feline form

I thought this was funny what about you?

After sex selfies are a thing again..

U got that-inator

Run!

Probably my least creative #memevember post

Just combining chocolate bars

Tension

Why they do that?

Doctor protesting in Lebanon

Thenos new version.

Game show.

I meant to say damn you, I swear!

I live to challenge God

In a parallel universe far far away

I agree with all of my body and soul

Sonic

we must have blood

Was stuck behind this guy...

Australia Right Now

George no

brazil numero uno

Disney + is getting out of hand

Yeethoven

Prove earth is flat