Original Brazilian coffee

Wife sent me to the store... Here's the list

Take the pledge comrades.

Taco duck friend

we could make this happen

Nah But Maybe

In case you know anyone who still has a problem with the concept.

Oh no dat hurted

A true alpha has no secrets

Head’s up.

healthy choices

Sshhh

Ohhhhhhhhhhh BLACK STRIKES BACK

Gonna take my wife down to Home Depot

E.T. revisited

Agents of Smash

Perfectly paused

Who gave them the game?

I don’t need gas quite yet

He's a little confused but he has got the spirit!

solid quote

Pug shirt

90kg of freedom

Moments before the storm

My friend has this on his wall

Life is full of twists and turns..

muk all over that face

The clone.

So aware right now

gotta make it an int, cba with floating point

My friends cat likes sitting on her head

I need my Beefaroni

My daily problems

Aesthetic Chores

First come first served

Visited the local Apple retailer and found this

Every....damn....time....

Seals are cute

Iron man.

When Bingo is life

Who would buy this ?

Omg it is Keanu Reeves

Road rage intensifies

Instant Karma you say

press f

1 year anniversary

They may have went too far in a few places

Where is all this Lithum coming from?

Advanced mafs

mysterious creatures

It's no Disney Land...

caught them at shift change

Lube up!

Doctors went out on strike in Lebanon

How to get fired, step 1:

>Giraffe sheep

He's [G R O O V I N]

Is not real.

Why dad ? Why ??

Stop laughing mom

Bois pain

Flat Earthers hate this..

Alive and angry.

C’mon, start walking!

They have only a month and a half to become a superpower

smash

A recipe to live by.

these questions are totes randomly generated

Sky daddy is a trickster.

Previous Employer

This jeep that didn't like the recent snowfall

Motorola Razr vs Flip Phone

we live in a Joker movie

Wise beyond his years.

Why so accurate

Think i'm gonna sell my theremin...

“We slidin’”

Well umm ...

It's the mooost.. wonDERful time.. of the yEEEAr

This sign next to the copier at my school

Ah yes the great trinity

Wife finds husband cheating...leaves a hotel review

Well my dad always called me a little shit

remember to drink enough water

goodnight

Elf on the shelf gone to the hood!

You always win with Farley.

No one burned down your she-shed

Checkm8

Aw duck

My hamster in his banana hammock

For the Insta!

School pictures finally came in. My 4 year old apparently wasn't havin' it that day.

Any day now.......

Somebody wrote this in my taco bell box. I'm a big burly guy. I dont know how to feel.

My 6'3" boyfriend was sent to Japan for work. He sent me this when he got to his hotel.

Cigarettes Will Kill You

it’s okay, i mist too

Found this box in the recycling. Looks like my bro finally got me that microscope for Christmas. I can't wait

Good luck.