Gay bacon
Cat has a point...
We don't need your dirty boomer money
Medium rare?or well done
Mmmmm hmmmm
Я был похищен моими монгольскими секс-рабынями
The news is spreading fast
joes before hoes
I'm irresistible asf
Any objections?
Driller
The meaning of life
It was instinctual
Santa Claus is Cumming to town
Well well, who would've guessed?
Yeah, this post is shit
May be I am not competent enough to apply for Microsoft. But calling me an "Invalid variable" is not cool Microsoft :)
Jokes you can make in prison.
Gotta say tho, lookin a bit tasty
Had me in the first half.
I'm outraged
My date asked me what I wanted to do for our gingerbread house... She probably shouldn't come to me for suggestions.
Ignore the caption.. but why does this cat look ***ing ginormous!
Burn the money...
Had to play supervisor at work Friday. In order the curb everyone’s enthusiasm I hung this outside my office.
Ain't nothing but a heartbreak.
Four
Bonk
#MEMEVEMBER
Phone blind.
Legitimately happened
Inconceivable! Mini Vizzini
a disturbance
chris is that a weed? I‘m calling the cops
Thank You for driving carefully!
Not new, not my work... just TRUE
Millions of them
This sums up how much I love sleep.
hold up
Works at Burger King, wears a McDonald's uniform
Its exam season everybody
Step 4: Still profit.
riperino dadderino
My wife said she needed a smart man in her life, so I proudly went and got two degrees.
Bring me Santa and the Reindeer!
I feel like there is some sort of untoad story behind this
2 for 1 special!
hella boomer
The Simpsons predicted everything....
So, you though YOU were lazy?
Girl, you know it's true...
Take that Instagram
If This Aint The Truth
It's that day of the week again when frog content is funny
Greed
C̶͉̀o̴͇̊n̵̻͛s̸̼̾u̸̪̿m̸̗̔e̶̱͘ ̷̳̆Y̷͎̍e̵̦͂a̵͖̎s̴̖̓ẗ̵̰́
#MEMEVEMBER
:eyes:
The FOUR rules of Mogwai ownership .
Boomer Wars [OC]
madatgascar
ANSWER ME.
Okay.. What!
God is dead.
Damn you toblerone
Wish granting level: God
pie is good, so are equal rights
Finally....
.pdf
Save the environment
iPhone came out of the closet today!
Sorry kid, it's just business
Didn’t realize sharks are as picky as humans
Sometimes you just need a little pussy
Ironic as the OG pirates often died of scurvy
My statue of zeus broke and now it looks like zeus is throwing a roll of toilet paper at someone..
OH no.
Before stairs were invented.
stopping time for everyone else is my favorite
yuh-uh, does look broken to me
So this is what actually happened in Hawaii
pretending it's fine everyone finds their place eventually
Insert code SRGRAFO
I have the power!
Parenting in 1960's , B&W
A Real Gut Buster
I haven't even heard a furry ranting before and I can still hear it
This doesn't concern you Robbie.
Stunning and brave.
WILL IT CLEAN MY WILLIE?!
Bit harsh...but okay
The guy.
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names...so he killed them; killed them all
Sister's reunion.
currently on lowes website
Please help. He has taken all my money and now I owe him 16 years of rent and a college tuition.
must be nice
444th post
All he wanted was too see the Winnie the Pooh film