Stwo

robots rise up

The Tesla Cybertruck and it's sexy curves.

duel of the fates

This is so wrong, but too funny to pass up.

i am a meat man

First images of the Tesla Cybertruck reveal

BIG IROOOOOOOOOON

No one likes a smartass *** Bev

Ima tell my kids this was Justin Bieber

i always get them mixed up.

My Chief concern about Kansas City...

This kid knows how to do Thanksgiving

A co-worker of mine flashed me his socks during today’s meeting.

Inception...

Your current game controller is a boy or a girl?

Time flies

become the anime girl you want to see

This wife’s response to her husbands vasectomy.

Yeah...Your Kids, AmIRight?

Basically every flat-earther

Somehow I think that this is a lie.

A teen's daily workout

WHY??!!

Legal I am.

Saving the world in a Hollywood movie

It's not what you think it is...

Honest answers, honest folk.

I knew he looked familiar

When people brag about how much they love eating ass

You knew the whole time buddy!

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers; but today I thought I’d switch it up a bit. I drew myself:

That was written on the bathroom’s wall at my school

Took little time to find which stage of life I’m at.

Germany is always different

remember to reload

Sign in

11th anniversary today. Hope her sense of humor's intact when she home from work....

Join brethren

living that born in 1856 LIFE

How to not End up on the Table

My stoner friend sent me this yesterday

Gamer is our word, you can call us gammas

When someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years

news spread fast these days

Riding high

Pytho-logical

bird law.

Cat for sale: Mint condition, still in original packaging.

My Local Gas Station

This is getting out of control...

There is always that one mate.....

My IT department

Ahh bye bye forest

It makes you wonder what's going on in there

My garbage collectors got this note this morning. Tis the Season!

Sleepover i must

These are documents, I promise

who would have thought that Anxiety support groups deliver such prime meme material

EPIC path DESTROYS feminist mother of two

I can't even afford to die

Cloud computing :D

A Froggy Meal

I guess it’s the truth spoke

telling my kids this was the neighborhood I grew up in

It's not just raining Nazi tears, it's a Heil

The head of HR at my firm has this favourite quote of hers displayed in her cabin!

Gay bacon

Cat has a point...

We don't need your dirty boomer money

Medium rare?or well done

Mmmmm hmmmm

Я был похищен моими монгольскими секс-рабынями

The news is spreading fast

joes before hoes

I'm irresistible asf

Any objections?

Driller

The meaning of life

It was instinctual

Santa Claus is Cumming to town

Well well, who would've guessed?

Yeah, this post is shit

May be I am not competent enough to apply for Microsoft. But calling me an "Invalid variable" is not cool Microsoft :)

Jokes you can make in prison.

Gotta say tho, lookin a bit tasty

Had me in the first half.

I'm outraged

My date asked me what I wanted to do for our gingerbread house... She probably shouldn't come to me for suggestions.

Ignore the caption.. but why does this cat look ***ing ginormous!

Burn the money...

Had to play supervisor at work Friday. In order the curb everyone’s enthusiasm I hung this outside my office.

Ain't nothing but a heartbreak.

Four

Bonk

#MEMEVEMBER

Phone blind.

Legitimately happened

Inconceivable! Mini Vizzini

a disturbance