Morning bird catches th-

Epiglottis

My first job back in high school was working at a movie theater. That year for Christmas everyone received a sack of popcorn from me.

Ahhh that's hot!

Gen Wars: Revenge of the Boomer

The new religion that will finally unite us all

twistplot

Works every time

This translation does not surprise me.

Gonna tell my kids this was Star Wars

This post was made by 00s Kids gang.

I can’t unsee it

run

tea time

German translations are a hoot

“Shh... It’s okay, the can’t throw away our love.”

Only big brain people can understand.

"unbreakable"

We'll see in a few years from now.

You guys can have some

Be safe Godzilla.

Tony the Dog

Thats not a dog

I can hear this shirt

“God gave me a great body and it’s my duty to take care of my physical temple”

Stupid Photo!!

Give me more time

Purrfectly cathletic

I want a pizza this food war.

Anybody want a pack of red apples ?

come for a hug bro

Gonna tell my kids this was Star Trek

Going light speed

Chocolate is life !!!!!

It made me chuckle

sweet!

You have games?!

Met the new neighbors today.

The strongest part of the damn box!

Have you seen my cat?

I just wanted to take a picture, but then that

It’s not DiGiorno, it’s DiStruggle

Did no one noticed this?

Out of context sword and shield

On/off on/off on/off on/off on/off

My local bar's "drunk test"

Dr Seuss would like to know your location.

Kleenex, fire your marketing manager

Cruis'n USA

Thanksgiving pants

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

Baby boom!

Hidden funny everywhere!

Bought a label maker for this

Onward faithful steed!

Best design ever.

It’s about time finally

Make womb for daddy

The flood gates are open...

I still love you YouTube

The stars are aligning

Rare photo how a UPS truck is born

Take the shot

carigon

GHOST BISON

someone called this template shower thoughts for psychopaths so here you go

Haha this is basically me

If your lawyers pants look like this you going to jail.

Cardo B trash

Florida Man and the Cocaine fairy.

The school sistem sucks

Expectation

The so long hold up.

A clever seal

If life gives you fire make smores

Be careful guys I almost fed my dog lava

Was fun building it

Turned 50 recently. This gift from my wife sums up the big event perfectly.

They love the slow ramp. Really gets their dicks hard...

Seems like the real idea

Batman: The beginning

Huh? Whose footprints are these?

Dollar Palace: Where you go when Wal Mart is too fancy for you.

You’ll bork too

Similar to how I like my women...

Solid advice right here ;)

The dog ate my homework....

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Wilt Chamberlain, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Andre The Giant

The hero we don't deserve

'Choose' your own adventure...

oof

This is what it was made for

El mosco is my spirit animal

Less than 2 months left

My favorite so far

ManDADlorian

Sh......

Bless this lift bro

Getting a cool tattoo