How the table turns

Solid retirement planning

Huh

Chip

Lol idiots

This didn’t age well ....

Glass was made in Tesla

What kinda smart-ass crack is that?

Really, Elon?

Straight gays TV-show

I'd kill for an education

ahah yes

So, you want to live next to a farm?

The Air and Space Museum

I prefer poppy seeds

R.I.P Sharon

Relatable

Vans.

Its a Desktop.

Can cats have salami

Didn't want to get grabbed!

You can't break the rules if there are no rules.

The sign on the wall near a brothel

Installing new kitchen cabinets and left a note for future residents that felt their kitchen was “so 2019”

Can you imagine coming home drunk and accidentally downing a can of chicken stock

...if you listen to my tale..

13 year old me is funnier than I am today

Share your ideas

A bit more practice and you’ll be great!

eclipsing the competition

It's All Coming Together.....

The instructions that came with my turkey

OK Groomer

Never fight dinosaurs

My girlfriend says she doesn't take up that much room in bed. I walked into the room last night and she was sleeping like this

Nothing but mad respect for my troops

There’s hope after all

Wholesome

An hero.

Oof

Who’s got the coconuts?

Always look at the bright side on life

The frustration is real

I actually dream of a day...

I did the first, second and the third one

Some people just know the art of posing so well

I see what you did there Elon

Can't blame for trying

Quite possibly the best photo I have ever taken of my mother in law

Good Morning Charlie

Thanks. Very useful.

Brace yourself, Black Friday is coming...

Tired bumblebee fell asleep inside a flower with pollen on its butt

0 to 60 in 2.9 seconds!

This is the sole reason i would go to war with Christmas

I'm being dragged by a stone man..helpppp!

We've almost made it.

‍ ‍ ‍

Licking batteries and putting weird stuff in the microwave can't hold a candle to the daring delights of My First Fire.

Sunday!

Tok-Tik Bad

Morning bird catches th-

Epiglottis

My first job back in high school was working at a movie theater. That year for Christmas everyone received a sack of popcorn from me.

Ahhh that's hot!

Gen Wars: Revenge of the Boomer

The new religion that will finally unite us all

twistplot

Works every time

This translation does not surprise me.

Gonna tell my kids this was Star Wars

This post was made by 00s Kids gang.

I can’t unsee it

run

tea time

German translations are a hoot

“Shh... It’s okay, the can’t throw away our love.”

Only big brain people can understand.

"unbreakable"

We'll see in a few years from now.

You guys can have some

Be safe Godzilla.

Tony the Dog

Thats not a dog

I can hear this shirt

“God gave me a great body and it’s my duty to take care of my physical temple”

Stupid Photo!!

Give me more time

Purrfectly cathletic

I want a pizza this food war.

Anybody want a pack of red apples ?

come for a hug bro

Gonna tell my kids this was Star Trek

Going light speed

Chocolate is life !!!!!

It made me chuckle

sweet!

You have games?!

Met the new neighbors today.

The strongest part of the damn box!