My socks finally came.

Wife vetoed my birth announcement design...

Bad Art

Ah yes, Poopy Butthole Rock.

Just give me it

Yub nub intensifies.

Shattered am I.

this tbh

A very informative sign I came across today in Nebraska

indecipherable

Telekeunckle

Don't even ask for a source

How to slim down easily

Heh

So i got a problem

Sorry about the 5p resolution

These posts in my timeline can’t be a coincidence

Reminder to take frozen turkeys out today!

This sign outside a local eatery.

Try it, you'll get laughs

Meanwhile in Chicago...

Cosplay 100

Why is everyone screaming, I really like those weird clouds.

Smell weed every Sunday

The theory of evolution.

A wild end of the month appeared

Sounds kinky...

MEMEVEMBER WEEK #4

Seen in the wild...

They be sippin to much tea

Not so fast

Tell me Doctor, is it a Re?

Relatable

Who ever edited this ty

He's being proactive!

Whoopsie

Actually you can counter it with pepper

Every time we go for a walk

Sometimes you just gotta hear it out loud

How I dressed.

YEET

A disappointment even in bed

Never do drugs

Female storm trooper!

Someone Has To Say It....

What could go wrong if you take a photo holding a bag of popcorn?

You Good There ??

Electric Scooter vs Regular Scooter

I love paris

The name of this candle.

Good boi?

Society time

How the table turns

Solid retirement planning

Huh

Chip

Lol idiots

This didn’t age well ....

Glass was made in Tesla

What kinda smart-ass crack is that?

Really, Elon?

Straight gays TV-show

I'd kill for an education

ahah yes

So, you want to live next to a farm?

The Air and Space Museum

I prefer poppy seeds

R.I.P Sharon

Relatable

Vans.

Its a Desktop.

Can cats have salami

Didn't want to get grabbed!

You can't break the rules if there are no rules.

The sign on the wall near a brothel

Installing new kitchen cabinets and left a note for future residents that felt their kitchen was “so 2019”

Can you imagine coming home drunk and accidentally downing a can of chicken stock

...if you listen to my tale..

13 year old me is funnier than I am today

Share your ideas

A bit more practice and you’ll be great!

eclipsing the competition

It's All Coming Together.....

The instructions that came with my turkey

OK Groomer

Never fight dinosaurs

My girlfriend says she doesn't take up that much room in bed. I walked into the room last night and she was sleeping like this

Nothing but mad respect for my troops

There’s hope after all

Wholesome

An hero.

Oof

Who’s got the coconuts?

Always look at the bright side on life

The frustration is real

I actually dream of a day...

I did the first, second and the third one

Some people just know the art of posing so well

I see what you did there Elon

Can't blame for trying