Reminder to take frozen turkeys out today!
This sign outside a local eatery.
Try it, you'll get laughs
Meanwhile in Chicago...
Why is everyone screaming, I really like those weird clouds.
Smell weed every Sunday
The theory of evolution.
A wild end of the month appeared
MEMEVEMBER WEEK #4
Seen in the wild...
They be sippin to much tea
Not so fast
Tell me Doctor, is it a Re?
Who ever edited this ty
He's being proactive!
Actually you can counter it with pepper
Every time we go for a walk
Sometimes you just gotta hear it out loud
How I dressed.
A disappointment even in bed
Never do drugs
Female storm trooper!
Someone Has To Say It....
What could go wrong if you take a photo holding a bag of popcorn?
You Good There ??
Electric Scooter vs Regular Scooter
I love paris
The name of this candle.
How the table turns
Solid retirement planning
This didn’t age well ....
Glass was made in Tesla
What kinda smart-ass crack is that?
Straight gays TV-show
I'd kill for an education
So, you want to live next to a farm?
The Air and Space Museum
I prefer poppy seeds
Its a Desktop.
Can cats have salami
Didn't want to get grabbed!
You can't break the rules if there are no rules.
The sign on the wall near a brothel
Installing new kitchen cabinets and left a note for future residents that felt their kitchen was “so 2019”
Can you imagine coming home drunk and accidentally downing a can of chicken stock
...if you listen to my tale..
13 year old me is funnier than I am today
Share your ideas
A bit more practice and you’ll be great!
eclipsing the competition
It's All Coming Together.....
The instructions that came with my turkey
Never fight dinosaurs
My girlfriend says she doesn't take up that much room in bed. I walked into the room last night and she was sleeping like this
Nothing but mad respect for my troops
There’s hope after all
Who’s got the coconuts?
Always look at the bright side on life
The frustration is real
I actually dream of a day...
I did the first, second and the third one
Some people just know the art of posing so well
I see what you did there Elon
Can't blame for trying
Quite possibly the best photo I have ever taken of my mother in law
Good Morning Charlie
Thanks. Very useful.
Brace yourself, Black Friday is coming...
Tired bumblebee fell asleep inside a flower with pollen on its butt
0 to 60 in 2.9 seconds!
This is the sole reason i would go to war with Christmas
I'm being dragged by a stone man..helpppp!
We've almost made it.
Licking batteries and putting weird stuff in the microwave can't hold a candle to the daring delights of My First Fire.
Morning bird catches th-
My first job back in high school was working at a movie theater. That year for Christmas everyone received a sack of popcorn from me.
Ahhh that's hot!