Sorry baby, no crack today.

lord Bezos

My girlfriends mom passed out shots for thanksgiving on a communion tray.

I am just going to leave this here

Greatest costume for redheads

20 tops :(

Far-eastern oof

The struggle is real

damn target

Open window

The grandma.

Nice

Counting the rings of tape to determine how old the Christmas Tree is.

Hallmark movies

Be careful of misusing the past tense

It’s uncanny

Careful out there, holiday travelers!

Mmmmm tasty pills

The Amazing World of Gumball gets it.

Dammit Karen!!

my prayers

Last time to post this until next year!

Hey! Upvote!

Papa John looks like the dude who gets bit in a zombie movie and tries to hide it from the group...

Defense against baseball bats. Imagine the recoil.

Cybertruck made out of mashed potatoes

Lemon

And he is a gentleman of colour too

Birds aren't real

Youtube bad

Found this absolute shambles “monopoly for millennials!”

oorreeoo

Anytime

Gotta go fast to escape the government

1 tip on how to make friends

The Math is right...

Freshly Washed Clothes

didn"t see that comeing

Need those box

A robe so soft, you'll feel comfortable enough to drink straight from the coffee pot.

Just a guy attacking a terrorist with a narwhal tusk on London Bridge

Santa Paws.

You don't want to be in there

I want the clear one with the “stuff” inside it

What a trip, man.

And that's how I met god

Studio gangstas

Getting his freak on

Ah sh*t here we go again.

Merry Pagan Holiday!

So I recently learned my 70 year old grandmother how to use Snapchat and this is what she sent me after sitting on the toilet for an hour.

*slav noises*

Indubidubly

1850 Gamers

The new official Gerber baby

So, I should go?

Top review for an axe on Amazon

Check out this gem I found in a bar restroom...

Found where she hid all the Vanilla ones. Last place I would ever look.

Kinda overrated ngl

All that waiting for nothing...

Fair is fair.

Gotta watch out for Those gun trafficking Dinosaurs

Let's go Chewy!!

When the barber finally cuts your hair just as you wanted!

I asked my son to shovel the driveway. I guess he did.

I’m okay with this

i thought Disney was a family company

A fish!

dick cheney made money of the iraq war

My local news station picked the wrong leaves for their Thanksgiving sign

I don't know how MP6 would look like, but MP7 would be just sticks and stones

This is bullshit

I found out I’m going to be an uncle!!! My sister wasn’t too happy about my interpretation of her upside down ultrasound.

My boyfriend and I used to play this game where one of us came up with an adjective, and the other with a noun. Then we have to say it at the same time and draw whatever the combination is.

Whys the Rum gone?

When a Christian hears the words, ‘Happy Holidays’

Finally a realistic beauty standard for men

Nothing interesting, just your normal everyday fire distinguisher.

Nyyyyooooooommm.....

The road authorities finally lowered the speed limit

Green Friday

Astolfo must have a very low center of gravity

People just can't ignore a number

I asked my dad if I could wear his fanny pack for a school field trip, and he told me it was too big. I insisted.

Rough morning let's have some leftovers and make it worse

i love japan

do not expand this list by killing people

sales

Best trick.

I think I'd prefer a belt

sipp

Edgy elderly is the best elderly

auch

Time to take out the trash

should i call you mista?

When life imitates art.

what's so confusing about english?

Barrel.

Ahh yeah