I'm like SystM except I'm funny and a real person.
A friend of mine had an early Christmas present waiting on his porch when he got home..
I'm happy... Not
I think this is one sample I'll pass on
I'm going through changes
My stick is way cooler than yours!
I don’t see a difference
Who else can hear this picture
Someone's ready for the war on Christmas
W H A T
My cat and my tree are both plugged in and ready for Christmas.
Taking the Mickey
"it doesn't count if he's still warm"
My friend and her mother really enjoyed themselves painting.
Noah better hurry
The shampoo bottle must think I’m crazy
It's a must
Or Dino nuggets but this works lol
He’s been domesticated
Saw my first cybertruck today
I dont need further development
This is why you don’t put people on packaging
This is what favoritism looks like.
also called a bruh moment
The Rabbit's Point of View
A different take on a festive favourite!
Boss shared this uplifting quote with us today so I hung it at my desk for all to see.
I knew it all along.
Can you lose the weight fast enough?
This sign at a local vet
Ride along to save your dong
My Professor Drew This to Intimidate Us
FUСK i should NOT have posted this now EVERYONE WILL KNOW
Cthulhu only wants pure love
-12 Angry Men
How else would you eat them?
Oh lawd, he cumin
Things you see when living in Quebec, Canada.
Day 3.. Almost halfway
Christmas as an adult sucks
Listen here you little sh*t
dad is rad
sleep sleep candy
Scientists say this is the last thing we see before dying and it's beautiful
highway to hell used to be just a shrimp ***tail
Science is finally catching on...
Still some sales going on...
Thanks but I'd like to stand here
call me Bolsonaro, cus i clean up in the jungle
Take it Like a Man!
We all have dreams
Life Uh Finds Way...
Knights of the round table assemble!
I seriously would
This photo of Mickey Rourke looks like they're prepping for an offbrand Zoolander movie
JEFFY GOLDBLUM, BIG NOSE MAMA
Still dont understand how planned obsolescence is legal
w i d e b o y s
Preparing for diabetes january
rember Vape Naysh
Logic too much?
“Bizarre name” is one way to put it...
Sounds like what happens on here with OC and X-Posting
Baby Yogurt is gonna kill it in merchandising!
Head of design
Filthy Frank: How to not get arrested
nice, what a pleasant visit
Talk about a fatal slip
drink brings bois to yard
That is indeed an incredible find
*air guitar intensifies*
Impressed on how fast she made that.
Bro, you need this dog?
Still checks out
n u t
He just wants to go for a swim
Gotta love quality birth control.
Sometimes you just know you’re being watched
Or and posting memes
It's a unicoooorn!
When the depth of field is just right you can still feel the envy
Never take a picture of a animal in panorama
Well, anyway... glad you're not hurt.
Was going through my family cookbook...
We have officially come full circle
The battle of the century.
Yea pretty much