This person won’t be wrapping the kids’ presents anymore

Dad: "I don't want a pet" Dad and the pet after one day:

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Spess marin

My wife asked me to block the cat door into the basement. I’m waiting for her to discover IT

Detective smelly on the case

uh oh

"Why do time travelers keep trying to kill me? "

Murray noooooo

My neighbors Christmas spirit is bigger than his door.

In the back of my Lyft drivers car. Merry Christmas!

My kids are going to be so excited on Christmas

scrubby side for rough fuϲking

Why u booing me? Im right...

stab

Buddy was traumatized from getting his claws trimmed.

When the Roles Reverse and you Bite the Dog

The Economist

I think your mom forgot something in Paris.

The very best, bar none.

Rewind bad

"Imma watch it later, for sure... maybe"

Found in my grandpa’s office

This scene in the movie paul

Toilet Seats

Donate to TeamTrees

titles are hard

Only 90s kids understand this

This camel is legit.

A true talent!

Wonderbread guy is a planet-eater in this canon

t'ho

'murican Christmas Tree

Solidarity forever.

Getting dodgy

This dude is awesome!

Free stuff!!

Girls vs Guys

I photoshopped a dog's head onto a penguin

Humor of Father, it is

$120 labor not included

Magic Hat

#metoo

We never got Water Blue

This was longer than my science essay

Out of the box.

Reunion time!

a fly and a guy

It was then Cody realized black lives matter

Mmm valuable privacy

My sleepy town had some interesting lights displayed this year.

London ads are something else

bog je srbin

So, some guy decided to cosplay as Johnny Depp's character in a movie - ALL of them.

Local weather station, showing a scale I can understand

Sleep Paralysis Demon...

Yeah I've been good thanks, same old you know

What place is this?!?

God bless America

When it's too late to pspspsps

Big and natural

War

My dad has a good humor in my opinion.

Thank you :)

I mean he’s not wrong....

Oh the irony

well ....... they do seem really happy

Hmm

ゴゴゴゴゴゴ

Lonelyman and his watermelon

My coworker nailed the holiday costume party

A cat, trying to attack its owner through a blanket.

French and Spanish class decorated their doors

Had a great time last night! Took the family to see the annual Amish Christmas light display. Here is a pic collage:

Moving out and leaving a surprise. Finally found a purpose for those Spider-Man heads I cut out from some pizza boxes like 3 years ago.

Finally a gym that meets my needs.

Santa Claus in 2020

I told my dad he looked like Arthur today and he didn't agree until he saw the picture!

If you have a moment

Just speed up

My creation

I am the Alpha and the Omega

My Christmas tree this year!

I will tell you that I just fed the dog - he would tell you he has literally NEVER eaten food in his life.

Daniel wtf

Cause why not right?

Where Bostonians get their medicine

Cursed website name...

Just let me finish this joke

WTF Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory? Holiday Fail!

-Removed Herobrine isn't working

I want to get compliments

They're doing a public service

Me: *goes to doctor* Doctor: "I diagnose you with OwOtism"

The Grinch Who Stole a Police Cruiser

Heart Touching Love Story

People born in December:

The Irish Man sucks

Angles matter.

Ho Ho Holocaust.