Shut up, Matt

Big Sad

Won't get any EVs though

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Beware of crab gangs

Best ex ever !!

protecc and sever

My New Year's resolutions need updating

Perfectly balanced

This wet floor sign at the Toronto aquarium

"What do you mean I bum everyone out?"

High Deer

Thank you Gen Z, very cool.

Kinda true

Gentleman, we got him

No one escapes the handbag game.

Do not question the CHONK

Who hurt you NYC Sanitation copy writer?

You better watch out ...

Cheezit the cat is a heavy sleeper

Place your bets

Find the name of the absolute madlad who wrote this article

gangsta

The evolution of footwear

Dr.pepper with the boys

:sadcat:

westside story

My daughters Christmas list I just read. I almost choked on my burger.

Wait, Tom was jewish?

hello there

‍

parents, 9 hours before the flight

Finland knows whats up

Toads are green today

More buttons means more power

Henk

Elsa

Mechanical = Mechanic

where did he get that drink?

Happy sea flap flap.

“Manly man”

This person won’t be wrapping the kids’ presents anymore

Dad: "I don't want a pet" Dad and the pet after one day:

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Spess marin

My wife asked me to block the cat door into the basement. I’m waiting for her to discover IT

Detective smelly on the case

uh oh

"Why do time travelers keep trying to kill me? "

Murray noooooo

My neighbors Christmas spirit is bigger than his door.

In the back of my Lyft drivers car. Merry Christmas!

My kids are going to be so excited on Christmas

scrubby side for rough fuϲking

Why u booing me? Im right...

stab

Buddy was traumatized from getting his claws trimmed.

When the Roles Reverse and you Bite the Dog

The Economist

I think your mom forgot something in Paris.

The very best, bar none.

Rewind bad

"Imma watch it later, for sure... maybe"

Found in my grandpa’s office

This scene in the movie paul

Toilet Seats

Donate to TeamTrees

titles are hard

Only 90s kids understand this

This camel is legit.

A true talent!

Wonderbread guy is a planet-eater in this canon

t'ho

'murican Christmas Tree

Solidarity forever.

Getting dodgy

This dude is awesome!

Free stuff!!

Girls vs Guys

I photoshopped a dog's head onto a penguin

Humor of Father, it is

$120 labor not included

Magic Hat

#metoo

We never got Water Blue

This was longer than my science essay

Out of the box.

Reunion time!

a fly and a guy

It was then Cody realized black lives matter

Mmm valuable privacy

My sleepy town had some interesting lights displayed this year.

London ads are something else

bog je srbin

So, some guy decided to cosplay as Johnny Depp's character in a movie - ALL of them.

Local weather station, showing a scale I can understand

Sleep Paralysis Demon...

Yeah I've been good thanks, same old you know

What place is this?!?

God bless America