I'm a new father and trying to lose weight. My best friend gave me these for Christmas.

The IT guy where I work out this up as his decorations for Christmas

Spiders are crazy

He actually did it!

Car wash sign in small town Alberta

Masterrace

Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the Formuoli

Thought something was off about this...

Fine feet

Even posters in doctors offices are sarcastic in Australia

Ra*pe

autism speaks dot org

Only thing getting me by in life

food is late

The rollercoaster toy will not be left in the yard again

I think this one is the winner...

Yes, yes it does....

Party night.

The 4 standard work positions.

Didn’t need this pain

My coworker thinks he's funny

Yudy pineda

You think it’s not harmful?!

beware

Cursed, but that's a good thing there

apply for a job

A strange photograph

First Trimester = Best Trimester.

"Damn contemporary, bullshit architecture!"

Comrade kitty

Family sucks!

Now i cant stop thinking about it

Found this little gem at a grocery store

most wonderful time of the year

Marry me

guilty by association

My name is Jason..it's Friday the 13th and my order number is 666. What are the odds?

Hi I’m Linda Shadowdagger

Give people the finger without them knowing.

Not today monster's

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me

Be kind to Bobby the Cowboy

*deepfried earrape sound*

Cybertruck Spotted in the wild

I think my Christmas tree is almost done decorating itself

Label on my backpack.

Deznal is hungry

daddy proud cos he thinks you got some, haha he fuϲkin thinks

how wolverine was made

Told my wife to stop leaving hair in the shower or she’s regret it.

STONE

♫ You’re a harlot, Mrs. Grinch ♫

Becoming forklift certified will make you a more divine asset in heaven

These elbow fetishes are getting out of hand!

Mom, Dad, I'm Drangleic

Get outta here Leroy

I'm going to make a nice hot cup of tea in this cold weather. What could possibly go wrong?

socks are on so it isnt gay

This Girl's Tinder profile

special sugar for NOSE EAT only

PTSD Funny

my body is Reggie

Merry Christmas from my hilarious co workers!

>: (

The states is an amazing show, in the latest episode they voted an orange to be president

Ah yes, little body language signals.

Pardon me, what?!

I guess I need more fiber in my diet

We're safe_ for now...

Tesla's new Cybercycle

A new kind of get rich quick scheme

waman

Its not denial...

true homies kiss each other before they sleep

soon he will grab pussy from across the world...

An A, I will get

Cat

rip lil xxxwrld

This man came into my work today saying he wants to re populate the chickens by planting eggs, so he cleaned out our store! We need more people like him!

Florida As ***

cheekmouths scare me

Ameno

The chorus is now complete

real talent never gets recognition smh

I lol'd a little to much at this

To divide by zero...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, I present to you cumsock on the crosswalk.

Crisis Avoided

Where are you going Mr.Red Panda

Dammit woman !

Only in Denver, CO.

draft

Stealth mode activate

The Far Cry of Society [OC]

Words are hard

Funny sentence inside a bottle cap

Lil uzi.

who are the real monkies?

Run run run jump I can be your backpack while you run. This Yoda backpack found in a thrift shop.

I didn't have a string of lights long enough for the whole fence so I made Kevin my Halloween sabertooth tiger eat the lights instead