Moralka giveth, moralka taketh away.
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My brother asked me to make him a Christmas card
its ogre now
Man vs Wild
The over-expensive cheese grater I'd say
How cool is that
D O R I M E
I have right to bear these arms.
No coincidences here
Hell looks kinda dope
as a philosopher, I am dissapointed
Here we go again
Profs: Sage Mode
Does anyone know where I can find a good gorilla wrangler on a budget?
Kevin hart 5’4”
Amen to that
I think I like Santa just a lil bit more.
No capes! - Edna Mode.
A few years late
Would you like a ***in reciept.
My grandmas “Pillbox Hat” for her fashion show
It's a bit small for me but I guess it's my bird's dildo now.
Well it isn't wrong
Welcome to Australia
A fowl proposition
I'm a new father and trying to lose weight. My best friend gave me these for Christmas.
The IT guy where I work out this up as his decorations for Christmas
Spiders are crazy
He actually did it!
Car wash sign in small town Alberta
Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the Formuoli
Thought something was off about this...
Even posters in doctors offices are sarcastic in Australia
autism speaks dot org
Only thing getting me by in life
food is late
The rollercoaster toy will not be left in the yard again
I think this one is the winner...
Yes, yes it does....
The 4 standard work positions.
Didn’t need this pain
My coworker thinks he's funny
You think it’s not harmful?!
Cursed, but that's a good thing there
apply for a job
A strange photograph
First Trimester = Best Trimester.
"Damn contemporary, bullshit architecture!"
Now i cant stop thinking about it
Found this little gem at a grocery store
most wonderful time of the year
guilty by association
My name is Jason..it's Friday the 13th and my order number is 666. What are the odds?
Hi I’m Linda Shadowdagger
Give people the finger without them knowing.
Not today monster's
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me
Be kind to Bobby the Cowboy
*deepfried earrape sound*
Cybertruck Spotted in the wild
I think my Christmas tree is almost done decorating itself
Label on my backpack.
Deznal is hungry
daddy proud cos he thinks you got some, haha he fuϲkin thinks
how wolverine was made
Told my wife to stop leaving hair in the shower or she’s regret it.
♫ You’re a harlot, Mrs. Grinch ♫
Becoming forklift certified will make you a more divine asset in heaven
These elbow fetishes are getting out of hand!
Mom, Dad, I'm Drangleic
Get outta here Leroy
I'm going to make a nice hot cup of tea in this cold weather. What could possibly go wrong?
socks are on so it isnt gay
This Girl's Tinder profile
special sugar for NOSE EAT only
my body is Reggie
Merry Christmas from my hilarious co workers!
The states is an amazing show, in the latest episode they voted an orange to be president
Ah yes, little body language signals.
Pardon me, what?!
I guess I need more fiber in my diet