I don't feel safe in gym
An appropriate punishment
This is the only way to put salt on roads.
Suck my snowballs
Tenor or Alto?
The bridge is what?
This guy went to my high school
so how to get more likes ?
My type of humor
Oh brother, I've gotten wet and sticky from all this honey
Making Snow Angles
Cool guy I suppose
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I have never looked forward to not seeing a movie this much.
Cover me Crumbs, I need to withdraw to get the Peanut butter...
Authors come in many sizes.. of brains.
and it wasn’t down the chimney...
ZOOM faster plz
Imagine going for water at 4am and having a stranger frying eggs in your kitchen...
just like the simulations
well now, the shoe is on the other foot
yes they can
I mean really
Save my life Jimmy!
2019 has been tough.
So I got my sister in law for secret Santa, I got her a barn door shelving unit. Only took three hours
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. For some reason, this seems to be one of my most misunderstood questions:
I can see the resemblance
Not from the front, but from the sides
Found a picture of my Ex at a Museum today
Its funny cause it's TRUE!
And the real reason behind baby Yoda.
gotta feel even worse than losing your fingers to a guy you just beat up so bad
My friend just painted this, she said "I've never been more proud of anything ever"
good to see true romance hasn’t died
The best cure for depression besides drugs
Them good ol' thymes
gay porn is the least gay
Name the band, HL
the song of a generation
Not the pufferfish tho :(
Just here to remind you to not grow a beard, seeya next decade.
share the the everloving f*ck out of this on all mediums I am not joking
Florida man>Georgia man
mom said its my turn to xbox
The Christmas spirit is alive here!
Just let me eat in peace, silly woman
Merry Christmas from my neighbors down the street.
one of the best comedies of all time
The first recorded drug deal
I didn't know what to get my wife for Christmas, so I checked her browser search history for ideas. She's gonna love it!
Wife got braces today. Now she's painting our room black. I think she's going through a phase.
Best Christmas Tree Topper I have seen.
You can even pretend to follow Jesus as well now
That's just a few eggxamples!
peter becomes ceo
Our cats wouldn’t stop climbing the tree, so my wife had a great idea...checkmate Buttholes.
How dare you?
cat petting techniques
Limited edition! Buy it now
But what about A, B and C
Stop forcing Carson and Kate pls
My wife’s aunt made a turkey for Thanksgiving, and I thought it looked familiar. I am now blocked for tagging her in this.
Hanging out with tall handsome friends.
THIS IS AN EVERGREEN HOOD, LEAFER
pay penance to the avarcious, do not take anything
My dog’s victory smile after beating me at tug-of-war with my bra. He’s very proud of himself.
nothing is safe from being lewded
[insert n-word of ageism here]
These high tech appliances never work properly
This really took me a while