just like the simulations
unlimited power
well now, the shoe is on the other foot
Uhhh....
yes they can
Adungeddit
I mean really
Save my life Jimmy!
2019 has been tough.
So I got my sister in law for secret Santa, I got her a barn door shelving unit. Only took three hours
Tesla posting
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. For some reason, this seems to be one of my most misunderstood questions:
I can see the resemblance
Not from the front, but from the sides
Found a picture of my Ex at a Museum today
Dear Santa,
Bye Felicia
Its funny cause it's TRUE!
And the real reason behind baby Yoda.
uncanny resemblance
gotta feel even worse than losing your fingers to a guy you just beat up so bad
My friend just painted this, she said "I've never been more proud of anything ever"
good to see true romance hasn’t died
The best cure for depression besides drugs
Them good ol' thymes
gay porn is the least gay
Name the band, HL
the song of a generation
Not the pufferfish tho :(
Just here to remind you to not grow a beard, seeya next decade.
share the the everloving f*ck out of this on all mediums I am not joking
Florida man>Georgia man
mom said its my turn to xbox
The Christmas spirit is alive here!
Just let me eat in peace, silly woman
Merry Christmas from my neighbors down the street.
lego noises
logged on
true
one of the best comedies of all time
u.s.ney
Cuts Deep
duel
The first recorded drug deal
I didn't know what to get my wife for Christmas, so I checked her browser search history for ideas. She's gonna love it!
Wife got braces today. Now she's painting our room black. I think she's going through a phase.
Best Christmas Tree Topper I have seen.
You can even pretend to follow Jesus as well now
That's just a few eggxamples!
peter becomes ceo
Our cats wouldn’t stop climbing the tree, so my wife had a great idea...checkmate Buttholes.
How dare you?
cat petting techniques
Limited edition! Buy it now
Naughty elf
But what about A, B and C
Stop forcing Carson and Kate pls
My wife’s aunt made a turkey for Thanksgiving, and I thought it looked familiar. I am now blocked for tagging her in this.
Hanging out with tall handsome friends.
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THIS IS AN EVERGREEN HOOD, LEAFER
pay penance to the avarcious, do not take anything
awwwwwwwwwwww
My dog’s victory smile after beating me at tug-of-war with my bra. He’s very proud of himself.
nothing is safe from being lewded
Creating Supplement
[insert n-word of ageism here]
These high tech appliances never work properly
This really took me a while
広島は過大評価されています
soz for the bottom right
Fake it you must, till make it you will.
Its the tension of a deadline that makes it worthwhile
good advice nonetheless
All my friends are hohohos.
How the Dodos went extinct
For the Rebel bakers out there
Saw this while riding my bicycle
At least someone knew what they were doing
This Jalapeno has been training really hard.
Watching UP and suddenly...
On my way to work for mandatory overtime. Deciding which side to take...
I bought my dogs some new beds.
A young, fresh legend at work
McDonalds sign from Butte, MT, circa 2009
Hardcore Speedrunners
smash
Ran out of wrapping paper.
I was doing some research for a final paper and well, this was news to me.
I mixed a gorilla with an ostrich for your amusement
Please don't judge me, I'm just a poor victim of a bad hangover
in 2006, Time really had such cover
Meta
They need to really look into this.....
i say go for the corn !
What the hell happened here
Introducing, my middle child . She found a dead squirrel and was super excited.
Kanye 2010’s
All I want is to be excited for Christmas
C is for clever