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one of the best comedies of all time

u.s.ney

Cuts Deep

duel

The first recorded drug deal

I didn't know what to get my wife for Christmas, so I checked her browser search history for ideas. She's gonna love it!

Wife got braces today. Now she's painting our room black. I think she's going through a phase.

Best Christmas Tree Topper I have seen.

You can even pretend to follow Jesus as well now

That's just a few eggxamples!

peter becomes ceo

Our cats wouldn’t stop climbing the tree, so my wife had a great idea...checkmate Buttholes.

How dare you?

cat petting techniques

Limited edition! Buy it now

Naughty elf

But what about A, B and C

Stop forcing Carson and Kate pls

My wife’s aunt made a turkey for Thanksgiving, and I thought it looked familiar. I am now blocked for tagging her in this.

Hanging out with tall handsome friends.

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THIS IS AN EVERGREEN HOOD, LEAFER

pay penance to the avarcious, do not take anything

awwwwwwwwwwww

My dog’s victory smile after beating me at tug-of-war with my bra. He’s very proud of himself.

nothing is safe from being lewded

Creating Supplement

[insert n-word of ageism here]

These high tech appliances never work properly

This really took me a while

広島は過大評価されています

soz for the bottom right

Fake it you must, till make it you will.

Its the tension of a deadline that makes it worthwhile

good advice nonetheless

All my friends are hohohos.

How the Dodos went extinct

For the Rebel bakers out there

Saw this while riding my bicycle

At least someone knew what they were doing

This Jalapeno has been training really hard.

Watching UP and suddenly...

On my way to work for mandatory overtime. Deciding which side to take...

I bought my dogs some new beds.

A young, fresh legend at work

McDonalds sign from Butte, MT, circa 2009

Hardcore Speedrunners

smash

Ran out of wrapping paper.

I was doing some research for a final paper and well, this was news to me.

I mixed a gorilla with an ostrich for your amusement

Please don't judge me, I'm just a poor victim of a bad hangover

in 2006, Time really had such cover

Meta

They need to really look into this.....

i say go for the corn !

What the hell happened here

Introducing, my middle child . She found a dead squirrel and was super excited.

Kanye 2010’s

All I want is to be excited for Christmas

C is for clever

This man is living in the year 3005

Catatouille

The life of a train turner arounder

This is my first Christmas with cats

Ight imma head out

Saw this outside the first In-n-out in my city

Seen in the wild: a true survival pack. Period.

Neighbor’s response to HOA’s email about taking down Halloween decorations. Now it’s a Christmas decoration.

My cousin was asked to bring a potato dish to the family party...

St. Louis ain't on that bullshit.

Not even Wikipedia will leave me alone

I love spooning you

Gotta love that British humour.

maybe peace is an option?

Not easy for some people out there

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

Not exactly what you're supposed to do ...

Master Skywalker!!

Just in case you wondered what it would look like

Squeaky clean

Boomers hate her! She stopped Alduin with one simple trick.

Walmartians strike again

Doing whatever it takes to get a cybertruck.

I wouldn't say it's acute joke, but it's all right...

PlayStation 5

Bathroom at my local shopping center

Walked into this at work today,

A nice poem for mommy :3

Ohohohoh

the sequel

He likes his women as he likes his economy I guess

The acronyms might confuse people

Truer words....

Found this on my phone for somewhere.

16th century Japan it is

This harsh warning

Winnie the Poe approved