A nice poem for mommy :3

Ohohohoh

the sequel

He likes his women as he likes his economy I guess

The acronyms might confuse people

Truer words....

Found this on my phone for somewhere.

16th century Japan it is

This harsh warning

Winnie the Poe approved

it'll be like this forever...

*o*

Trying out the new dating app Timbr

"Our Father in heaven, hollow point be thy name."

Current financial situation

Post is post. But is post REpost?

Laters ...

Skeptic George

Advanced Variation

Don’t believe everything you think

Are you sleeping through meals?

Some guys were looking for a furry friend. They received the best response ever.

Russian police arresting an australian tourist

ban porn

..say it with flowers

The Joker would like to know your location

My uncle loved to play dominoes with me

*Eventually

I wonder what his fatality would be

Public message, one man's revolt - hope this doesn't start a revolution though

You kinda feel for the guy sometimes.

Umm so yeah

Inspired by a previous post, here’s one of my favorite face swaps of all time

Toast time

Thank you spooky brothers

It's finger licking good

My gym decided to go all out for Christmas this year

I didn’t even have a phone until 10th grade

Well Geez Clark

Put it on the tree!

I lost a bet tonight. I bet my wife the tree would be up 6 hours before the cats demolished it. They waited for 7 hours. Clean up at 2 am.

I asked for a joke on the inside for the box...

This showed up today with my Mom's Christmas gift.

Do your thing Fox

What do they tell girls to get them to stop scratching there in public? Nothing to fall off

No one and I mean no one is stealing the formula

Kinky Alexa

In vodka's defense

Dude really bugged out there...

My bonus son needed an “Ugly Xmas Sweater” for a party tonight. Fingers crossed he likes it .

Found my wife's stash in the fridge in the garage...is a intervention in order?

Finally got around to putting up my Christmas tree

Finally found a use for my CVS receipts

Giving us the real football analysis

That’s just evil

No, he has a point

Eye see you

There's always a bigger fish in the sea...

I still think I sometimes take okay photos though.

Cats and dogs sharing the spirit of giving

There is someone in lab forgot proper clothes today.

It ain’t much, but it’s honest

Finally

How moms see construction signs:

He was standing in the middle of an intersection...

This church ad

Meanwhile in the town next to me

Honestly like the look

I feel strangely targeted by my fortune cookie.

No one likes expired milk

It kinda true

to be fair, the economy IS in shambles

These are very confusing times...

Indeed

Tiktok=death

You've been suprised

God, I hate Xmass

Some moms never think it’s too late for baby pics

Proud of my 9 year old for making this.

Day 66: They still think I'm one of them.

The turn has tabled

"I will move to Canada if Trump wins!"

I don't feel so good cowardly lion.

Especially during holidays

I made a chemis-tree for my classroom

British elections have me like.

nasty surprise

Maybe your grandparents aren't so bad

My favorite new mug come in yesterday

obot

Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol

I like the new format

hold up

My brother asked me to make him a Christmas card

opress

its ogre now

Man vs Wild

revolt

The over-expensive cheese grater I'd say

How cool is that