I feel strangely targeted by my fortune cookie.

No one likes expired milk

It kinda true

to be fair, the economy IS in shambles

These are very confusing times...

Indeed

Tiktok=death

You've been suprised

God, I hate Xmass

Some moms never think it’s too late for baby pics

Proud of my 9 year old for making this.

Day 66: They still think I'm one of them.

The turn has tabled

"I will move to Canada if Trump wins!"

I don't feel so good cowardly lion.

Especially during holidays

I made a chemis-tree for my classroom

British elections have me like.

nasty surprise

Maybe your grandparents aren't so bad

My favorite new mug come in yesterday

obot

Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol

I like the new format

hold up

My brother asked me to make him a Christmas card

opress

its ogre now

Man vs Wild

revolt

The over-expensive cheese grater I'd say

How cool is that

D O R I M E

This pain

I have right to bear these arms.

remake

dog bussy

No coincidences here

Hell looks kinda dope

The Nightmare!

Christmas Future...

as a philosopher, I am dissapointed

Here we go again

sunrise

Profs: Sage Mode

Does anyone know where I can find a good gorilla wrangler on a budget?

Kevin hart 5’4”

Amen to that

I think I like Santa just a lil bit more.

No capes! - Edna Mode.

A few years late

Would you like a ***in reciept.

My grandmas “Pillbox Hat” for her fashion show

It's a bit small for me but I guess it's my bird's dildo now.

Well it isn't wrong

Welcome to Australia

A fowl proposition

I'm a new father and trying to lose weight. My best friend gave me these for Christmas.

The IT guy where I work out this up as his decorations for Christmas

Spiders are crazy

He actually did it!

Car wash sign in small town Alberta

Masterrace

Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the Formuoli

Thought something was off about this...

Fine feet

Even posters in doctors offices are sarcastic in Australia

Ra*pe

autism speaks dot org

Only thing getting me by in life

food is late

The rollercoaster toy will not be left in the yard again

I think this one is the winner...

Yes, yes it does....

Party night.

The 4 standard work positions.

Didn’t need this pain

My coworker thinks he's funny

Yudy pineda

You think it’s not harmful?!

beware

Cursed, but that's a good thing there

apply for a job

A strange photograph

First Trimester = Best Trimester.

"Damn contemporary, bullshit architecture!"

Comrade kitty

Family sucks!

Now i cant stop thinking about it

Found this little gem at a grocery store

most wonderful time of the year

Marry me

guilty by association

My name is Jason..it's Friday the 13th and my order number is 666. What are the odds?

Hi I’m Linda Shadowdagger

Give people the finger without them knowing.

Not today monster's

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me

Be kind to Bobby the Cowboy

*deepfried earrape sound*