Toast time
Thank you spooky brothers
It's finger licking good
My gym decided to go all out for Christmas this year
I didn’t even have a phone until 10th grade
Well Geez Clark
Put it on the tree!
I lost a bet tonight. I bet my wife the tree would be up 6 hours before the cats demolished it. They waited for 7 hours. Clean up at 2 am.
I asked for a joke on the inside for the box...
This showed up today with my Mom's Christmas gift.
Do your thing Fox
What do they tell girls to get them to stop scratching there in public? Nothing to fall off
No one and I mean no one is stealing the formula
Kinky Alexa
In vodka's defense
Dude really bugged out there...
My bonus son needed an “Ugly Xmas Sweater” for a party tonight. Fingers crossed he likes it .
Found my wife's stash in the fridge in the garage...is a intervention in order?
Finally got around to putting up my Christmas tree
Finally found a use for my CVS receipts
Giving us the real football analysis
That’s just evil
No, he has a point
Eye see you
There's always a bigger fish in the sea...
I still think I sometimes take okay photos though.
Cats and dogs sharing the spirit of giving
There is someone in lab forgot proper clothes today.
It ain’t much, but it’s honest
Finally
How moms see construction signs:
He was standing in the middle of an intersection...
This church ad
Meanwhile in the town next to me
Honestly like the look
I feel strangely targeted by my fortune cookie.
No one likes expired milk
It kinda true
to be fair, the economy IS in shambles
These are very confusing times...
Indeed
Tiktok=death
You've been suprised
God, I hate Xmass
Some moms never think it’s too late for baby pics
Proud of my 9 year old for making this.
Day 66: They still think I'm one of them.
The turn has tabled
"I will move to Canada if Trump wins!"
I don't feel so good cowardly lion.
Especially during holidays
I made a chemis-tree for my classroom
British elections have me like.
nasty surprise
Maybe your grandparents aren't so bad
My favorite new mug come in yesterday
obot
Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol
I like the new format
hold up
My brother asked me to make him a Christmas card
opress
its ogre now
Man vs Wild
revolt
The over-expensive cheese grater I'd say
How cool is that
D O R I M E
This pain
I have right to bear these arms.
remake
dog bussy
No coincidences here
Hell looks kinda dope
The Nightmare!
Christmas Future...
as a philosopher, I am dissapointed
Here we go again
sunrise
Profs: Sage Mode
Does anyone know where I can find a good gorilla wrangler on a budget?
Kevin hart 5’4”
Amen to that
I think I like Santa just a lil bit more.
No capes! - Edna Mode.
A few years late
Would you like a ***in reciept.
My grandmas “Pillbox Hat” for her fashion show
It's a bit small for me but I guess it's my bird's dildo now.
Well it isn't wrong
Welcome to Australia
A fowl proposition
I'm a new father and trying to lose weight. My best friend gave me these for Christmas.
The IT guy where I work out this up as his decorations for Christmas
Spiders are crazy
He actually did it!
Car wash sign in small town Alberta
Masterrace
Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the Formuoli
Thought something was off about this...