I lost a bet tonight. I bet my wife the tree would be up 6 hours before the cats demolished it. They waited for 7 hours. Clean up at 2 am.

I asked for a joke on the inside for the box...

This showed up today with my Mom's Christmas gift.

Do your thing Fox

What do they tell girls to get them to stop scratching there in public? Nothing to fall off

No one and I mean no one is stealing the formula

Kinky Alexa

In vodka's defense

Dude really bugged out there...

My bonus son needed an “Ugly Xmas Sweater” for a party tonight. Fingers crossed he likes it .

Found my wife's stash in the fridge in the garage...is a intervention in order?

Finally got around to putting up my Christmas tree

Finally found a use for my CVS receipts

Giving us the real football analysis

That’s just evil

No, he has a point

Eye see you

There's always a bigger fish in the sea...

I still think I sometimes take okay photos though.

Cats and dogs sharing the spirit of giving

There is someone in lab forgot proper clothes today.

It ain’t much, but it’s honest

Finally

How moms see construction signs:

He was standing in the middle of an intersection...

This church ad

Meanwhile in the town next to me

Honestly like the look

I feel strangely targeted by my fortune cookie.

No one likes expired milk

It kinda true

to be fair, the economy IS in shambles

These are very confusing times...

Indeed

Tiktok=death

You've been suprised

God, I hate Xmass

Some moms never think it’s too late for baby pics

Proud of my 9 year old for making this.

Day 66: They still think I'm one of them.

The turn has tabled

"I will move to Canada if Trump wins!"

I don't feel so good cowardly lion.

Especially during holidays

I made a chemis-tree for my classroom

British elections have me like.

nasty surprise

Maybe your grandparents aren't so bad

My favorite new mug come in yesterday

obot

Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol

I like the new format

hold up

My brother asked me to make him a Christmas card

opress

its ogre now

Man vs Wild

revolt

The over-expensive cheese grater I'd say

How cool is that

D O R I M E

This pain

I have right to bear these arms.

remake

dog bussy

No coincidences here

Hell looks kinda dope

The Nightmare!

Christmas Future...

as a philosopher, I am dissapointed

Here we go again

sunrise

Profs: Sage Mode

Does anyone know where I can find a good gorilla wrangler on a budget?

Kevin hart 5’4”

Amen to that

I think I like Santa just a lil bit more.

No capes! - Edna Mode.

A few years late

Would you like a ***in reciept.

My grandmas “Pillbox Hat” for her fashion show

It's a bit small for me but I guess it's my bird's dildo now.

Well it isn't wrong

Welcome to Australia

A fowl proposition

I'm a new father and trying to lose weight. My best friend gave me these for Christmas.

The IT guy where I work out this up as his decorations for Christmas

Spiders are crazy

He actually did it!

Car wash sign in small town Alberta

Masterrace

Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the Formuoli

Thought something was off about this...

Fine feet

Even posters in doctors offices are sarcastic in Australia

Ra*pe

autism speaks dot org

Only thing getting me by in life

food is late

The rollercoaster toy will not be left in the yard again