Family time <3

As promised, here is another Christmas card that my friends and I made.

I have switched sides.

virgin

No where to run!

Christmas gift from brother I had to open in front of whole family

1st rule of family gatherings

I asked her to 'sit pretty' and this is what she did

Dad made me go into the men’s restroom to see there art.

bro

Best. Present. Ever.

8 types of annoying ads

Grandma realizing the "cute little reindeer" on the beanie she gave me are "having a party"

It always gets a laugh out of the girls

My Dad thought he was wrapping my gifts in cool “Manga” paper.

My mom gave my niece bathtub paint...

My little brother is a pain in the ass

Can u believe this shit

Bad At-At!

It makes a lot more sense.

Bartender Phone Rates

Wow cool whats your elf name?

This abomination right here

The only thing better than boobs

My uncle has sent me the same thing for X-Mas every year since I was a kid and I laugh every single time.

*blows air through nose*

So SORRY about that.

The final battle has begun

Thanks Grandma!

Ricky Dale Everclear

Confidence is everything.

Remember, no Russian.

The elves need more credit

The new lunch box I got for Christmas.

Best ever

Wife banned any more kitchen gadgets but I got a vacuum sealer and disguised it as a computer accessory. She’s never noticed.

guys only

He is right for his profession.

Rick Astley Docet

Flipped for comfort

There is definitely a link

Cats The Movie RTX turn on

This stack of "business" cards I got for Christmas!

Thank you mom, very cool.

“Where are my goddam keys?”

If my kilt offends you ;)

Is it possible for an image to be so horrible, it causes physical pain?

Nein one one

100% seedless

Stonks.

"I'll ***ing do it again."

Storm trooper baymax cosplay

Patrick, Where's your pants?

dayum

Sister-in-law orders a Japanese whiskey for me every Christmas. I don’t think she read the description this time when she shipped me a $50 bottle of soy sauce.

Meanwhile in the drone repair facility

The Watercooler

Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

"I murdered your toys as well"

Welp he’s safe from tickets

omg

it’s the thought that counts

Found in a Russian souvenir shop

Yes it is

The ever judgemental look of my Eastern European mother in law as she listens to her daughter talk

This is Gold, pretty much everyone agrees to this Hahaha

Finally clean

Not very far from the truth.

A legend is born

Believe it or not

This slide folds ice better than I fold fitted sheets

April Fools!!

C.R.E.A.M

Been in the game since ‘86

Poor Wikipedia

I honestly don't know which is more revolting

Steamed Toast

The Evil Influence Of Pac-Man

Dad's photo gallary.

Can’t wait for Ben to grow up

What the hell happened here??

David Greta

I want gay married

My 22 year old daughter wanted a label maker for Christmas... Didn't know why, but woke up to this, this morning. Labels like this all over the house.

Rebel

At least we know he likes it!

Shout out to all those who were called nerds but were really just ahead of their time.

Maybe it is time to chose a new King guys?

What do DJs, Bank Robbers, Preachers, and Mothers have in common?

I helped an intern get a job. She left me this note. This means I'm getting a blowjob, right?

Something for everyone.

Merry Christmas! For one last time, I will answer all of your Christmas wishes!

My 10 year old cousin asked for a riding crop for her horseback riding lessons, my aunt tried to deliver...

Nailed it, she did

My first Christmas as a father, this was the personalized gift I received. I love it, with a heart symbol at the end!

Finally got to see Paris and this was all I really wanted to do.

Just bought my grandma a new phone

My nephew doesn’t know pain yet. HE WILL!!!

Merry Christmas from the Solos.

Christmas Party Last Night: A Summary